The conspiracy unravels, Chuck Norris killed Bruce Lee, his master, and then proceeded to "accidently" kill Brandon Lee to secure his own legacy. Who would of thunk it....
nAo.
p.s. I woke up today and there was snow all over the ground. Lots of it. Like 2-3 inches on the ground... now hours later... seems that the majority of the snow has melted. It was still neat, but cold. The first significant snow fall of the winter, which is almost over.
chuck from mike
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March 21 2006, 17:02:52 UTC
If at first you don't succeed, you are obviously not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Who would of thunk it....
nAo.
p.s. I woke up today and there was snow all over the ground. Lots of it. Like 2-3 inches on the ground... now hours later... seems that the majority of the snow has melted. It was still neat, but cold. The first significant snow fall of the winter, which is almost over.
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Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/19060/The_Chuck_Norris_Facts.html
it's video of Chuck
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