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Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?: yes
Do you party a lot? no
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: no
How often do you use the word like in an average hour? well, when making comparisons...
Do you skip classes? How often?: no
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: no
Do you steal?: no
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: eeew, I’m not a whore
Do you drool over celebrities?: ‘fraid not
Do you watch a lot of TV?: I hate TV
Do you ever watch the News?: only if I have to for Gov class... oh, wait! I don’t have to do that anymore!
Do you even care about world issues?: of course I do
Do you read books often?: all the time
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: no
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: no
Do you smoke cigarettes?: no
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: no
What the hell is this all about? “hello, darkness, my old friend...”
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: well... sadly... in the past 6 months, no. and it depresses me to all hell.
Do you curse a lot?: yes
Are you desperate to fit in?: no
Are you intelligent?: yes
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: hmm... had it at one point...
Black eyeliner?: yes, Brian said it was hot
Black eyeshadow?: no
Black trenchcoat?: no
Black boots?: nope.
Black fishnets?: no
Black nail polish?: no, I hate nail polish
Cigarettes?: no
Heavy metal music?: yes
Marilyn Manson?: yuck
Kittie?: no
Cradle of Filth?: never heard of them
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: maybe not perpetual...
Are you an intellectual?: yes
An atheist?: no
Horrible home life?: only when I’m at my dad’s
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: not really
Big black boots?: no
Mohawk?: no
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: no
Loud, confident and opinionated? no
Wild hair colors?: recently cut off
NOFX?: no
Rancid?: no
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: yes
The Jock Stereotype
What's your IQ?: 127, thank you very much
Do you watch a lot of sports: just ice hockey sometimes
Play a lot of sports?: does belly dancing count?
Talk a lot about sports?: yuck... well... maybe only ice hockey at times...
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: of course I do!
Are you arrogant?: no
Are you a male or female whore?: I don’t think so
Are you homophobic?: no
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: no
Boobs = ...?... >confused< ... I have some...
Parties = only cast parties... but since that’s over, no.
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = god, no
This Or That
Originality or Acceptance?: originality
Independence or Companionship?: I think a healthy balance of both is necessary
Stability or Freedom?: PLEASE don’t give me another lecture on Brave New World or 1984
Personal or Interpersonal?: personal
Introvert or Extrovert? Brian tumor said I was an introvert, but I try to be an extrovert
Popularity or Isolation?: I’d rather not have either, but if I HAD to choose, isolation
Unique or Loved?: both
Understood or Individual?: both
You or Them?: both
Boyfriend/girlfriend: >SIGH< well, I’ve been single for 6 months. pretty frickin’ lonely, here.
Crush: that’s the problem right there. I don’t have a crush on anyone. it sucks.
Do you love anyone right now: romantically? no. friend and family love? yes.
Have you ever been in love: I’m never really sure...
Ever really cared for someone in that way: yes
How many hearts have you broken: just one, as far as I can tell
How many people broke your heart: 6
So what's your significant other like: I said I don’t have one
Do you go more by looks or personality: personality
Ever kiss a friend: no
Are you still friends: you must be deaf.
Do you smoke: no
weed: well...
Prefer beer or liquor: liquor
WOULD YOU EVER
bungee jump: no
Skydive: no
Swim with dolphins: maybe
scuba dive: no
Go rock climbing: no
Change your religion: depends
Turn your back on your friends for personal gain: no, not real friends
Steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: no
Lie to the police: possibly
Run from the police: sure
Walk up to a total stranger and kiss them: no
fight someone you used to be really close with: it happens
HAVE YOU EVER
Flashed someone: kinda, maybe, umm... heh...
Told the person you liked how you felt: yes
Gotten really REALLY wasted: Four words: chocolate milk for grown-ups
Skateboarded: no
Skinny dipped: no
Stolen anything from a store: no
Kissed someone of the same sex: no
Been to a concert: yes
Been to another country: only if Canada counts
Talked back to an adult: of course, don’t we all?
Given money to some homeless person: no
Tried to kill yourself: that’s kind of PERSONAL, don’t you think? I’d imagine a number of people would be deeply offended by this. As for myself, no, but still...
Cried to get out of trouble: yes
Kissed a friend's brother/sister: no
THE LAST THING
You ate: candy
You drank: water
The last place you went: downtown with Tina
Last thing you bought: a ticket home
Last person you saw: Allison
Last person you hugged: my brother, Stephen
Last song you heard: Einstein on the Beach- Counting Crows
YES OR NO
Are you straight: yes
Are you short: no
Do you own a hot pink shirt: no
Do you like Marilyn Manson: no
Did you ever touch someone else's no-no spot: that’s kinda personal, too. I’m not answering that.
Do you shop at Hot Topic: no
Do you remember your dreams: ...yes... “I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad that the dreams in which I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had...”
Can people read you like a book: yes
Do you talk a lot: no
Are you afraid of clowns: yes
Can you drive: technically...
Are you an only child: no
yay for surveys. everybody's doing it!
Do you drink [alcohol]?: yes
Do you party a lot? no
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: no
How often do you use the word like in an average hour? well, when making comparisons...
Do you skip classes? How often?: no
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: no
Do you steal?: no
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: eeew, I’m not a whore
Do you drool over celebrities?: ‘fraid not
Do you watch a lot of TV?: I hate TV
Do you ever watch the News?: only if I have to for Gov class... oh, wait! I don’t have to do that anymore!
Do you even care about world issues?: of course I do
Do you read books often?: all the time
Are you failing a lot of your classes?: no
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: no
Do you smoke cigarettes?: no
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: no
What the hell is this all about? “hello, darkness, my old friend...”
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: well... sadly... in the past 6 months, no. and it depresses me to all hell.
Do you curse a lot?: yes
Are you desperate to fit in?: no
Are you intelligent?: yes
The Goth Stereotype
Black lipstick?: hmm... had it at one point...
Black eyeliner?: yes, Brian said it was hot
Black eyeshadow?: no
Black trenchcoat?: no
Black boots?: nope.
Black fishnets?: no
Black nail polish?: no, I hate nail polish
Cigarettes?: no
Heavy metal music?: yes
Marilyn Manson?: yuck
Kittie?: no
Cradle of Filth?: never heard of them
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: maybe not perpetual...
Are you an intellectual?: yes
An atheist?: no
Horrible home life?: only when I’m at my dad’s
The Punk Stereotype
Plaid?: not really
Big black boots?: no
Mohawk?: no
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: no
Loud, confident and opinionated? no
Wild hair colors?: recently cut off
NOFX?: no
Rancid?: no
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: yes
The Jock Stereotype
What's your IQ?: 127, thank you very much
Do you watch a lot of sports: just ice hockey sometimes
Play a lot of sports?: does belly dancing count?
Talk a lot about sports?: yuck... well... maybe only ice hockey at times...
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: of course I do!
Are you arrogant?: no
Are you a male or female whore?: I don’t think so
Are you homophobic?: no
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: no
Boobs = ...?... >confused< ... I have some...
Parties = only cast parties... but since that’s over, no.
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = god, no
This Or That
Originality or Acceptance?: originality
Independence or Companionship?: I think a healthy balance of both is necessary
Stability or Freedom?: PLEASE don’t give me another lecture on Brave New World or 1984
Personal or Interpersonal?: personal
Introvert or Extrovert? Brian tumor said I was an introvert, but I try to be an extrovert
Popularity or Isolation?: I’d rather not have either, but if I HAD to choose, isolation
Unique or Loved?: both
Understood or Individual?: both
You or Them?: both
Boyfriend/girlfriend: >SIGH< well, I’ve been single for 6 months. pretty frickin’ lonely, here.
Crush: that’s the problem right there. I don’t have a crush on anyone. it sucks.
Do you love anyone right now: romantically? no. friend and family love? yes.
Have you ever been in love: I’m never really sure...
Ever really cared for someone in that way: yes
How many hearts have you broken: just one, as far as I can tell
How many people broke your heart: 6
So what's your significant other like: I said I don’t have one
Do you go more by looks or personality: personality
Ever kiss a friend: no
Are you still friends: you must be deaf.
Do you smoke: no
weed: well...
Prefer beer or liquor: liquor
WOULD YOU EVER
bungee jump: no
Skydive: no
Swim with dolphins: maybe
scuba dive: no
Go rock climbing: no
Change your religion: depends
Turn your back on your friends for personal gain: no, not real friends
Steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: no
Lie to the police: possibly
Run from the police: sure
Walk up to a total stranger and kiss them: no
fight someone you used to be really close with: it happens
HAVE YOU EVER
Flashed someone: kinda, maybe, umm... heh...
Told the person you liked how you felt: yes
Gotten really REALLY wasted: Four words: chocolate milk for grown-ups
Skateboarded: no
Skinny dipped: no
Stolen anything from a store: no
Kissed someone of the same sex: no
Been to a concert: yes
Been to another country: only if Canada counts
Talked back to an adult: of course, don’t we all?
Given money to some homeless person: no
Tried to kill yourself: that’s kind of PERSONAL, don’t you think? I’d imagine a number of people would be deeply offended by this. As for myself, no, but still...
Cried to get out of trouble: yes
Kissed a friend's brother/sister: no
THE LAST THING
You ate: candy
You drank: water
The last place you went: downtown with Tina
Last thing you bought: a ticket home
Last person you saw: Allison
Last person you hugged: my brother, Stephen
Last song you heard: Einstein on the Beach- Counting Crows
YES OR NO
Are you straight: yes
Are you short: no
Do you own a hot pink shirt: no
Do you like Marilyn Manson: no
Did you ever touch someone else's no-no spot: that’s kinda personal, too. I’m not answering that.
Do you shop at Hot Topic: no
Do you remember your dreams: ...yes... “I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad that the dreams in which I’m dying are the best I’ve ever had...”
Can people read you like a book: yes
Do you talk a lot: no
Are you afraid of clowns: yes
Can you drive: technically...
Are you an only child: no
yay for surveys. everybody's doing it!