(4) i'm a firin' mah lazor!

[blacknwhitenpyo]

[Action]

[Today, Piyoko feels a little more 'normal' than usual. After eating a gigantic breakfast, she heads into the living room, pondering her evil deeds for the day.]

I wish I could do my Upchuck Bazooka,pyo...

[but after she says 'upchuck bazooka', her tummy rumbles. Could it be...?]

... Upchuck Bazooka!

[KABOOM!!!!]

[And that's when the left side

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[freakinblur]

[Your neighbor over at 1451 comes running over, still in his PJs. He was brushing his teeth when all of a sudden he watches Denmark's house explode. In a flash Scout's over there to see what happened.]

What the crap? You guys okay in there?!

[blacknwhitenpyo]

[There's a little girl, dancing around all of her destruction~]

I did it, pyo!

[freakinblur]

The hell? YOU did this? How?! Ya didn't blow up Denmark did ya?!

[blacknwhitenpyo]

I didn't blow up Denmark, Pyo!

[pause. the looks around.]

I don't think so, anyway, pyo...

[ahoge_goddess]

[blacknwhitenpyo]

Pyopyopyopyo~

[ahoge_goddess]

So, what are you, again?

[blacknwhitenpyo]

I am Piyoko from the Planet Analogue, pyo~!

[lustfulqueen]

... The word choice sounds... Less than ideal.

[blacknwhitenpyo]

What do you mean, pyo?

[lustfulqueen]

Isn't "Upchuck" a word for vomiting in this context?

[blacknwhitenpyo]

Maybe... but it still makes sense, pyo.

[badend_yandere]

H-hey! What are you doing!

[blacknwhitenpyo]

Big Sister Shion, pyo!

[runs up to her, super proud]

Look, I can use Upchuck Bazooka, pyo!

[badend_yandere]

Isn't that what you tried to use when we first met?

[blacknwhitenpyo]

A-huh. That's what it can do, pyo!

[points to MISSING PART OF THE HOUSE]

[rainbowbrush]

Your what?!

[blacknwhitenpyo]

Upchuck Bazooka, pyo!

[rainbowbrush]

I don't get it.