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How to make a blacknymph
Ingredients:
1 part mercy
5 parts self-sufficiency
1 part energy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of lovability and enjoy!
Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com
...WTF? "Mercy"? "Energy"? "Loveable"?! Where the hell do they come up with these?
Redneck--
1] Do you believe the south will rise again? That's pushing it a bit.
2] Do you drive a four-wheel drive automobile? No, but come next month, I will. ^^
3] Do you live in a mobile home? Yes, only minus the wheels and constant moving.
4] Is your car still primer gray? No
5] Do you like country music?: Not even a little bit
6] Do you have a broken car in your back yard? No, but that would be so cool.
7] Do you own a cowboy hat? Somewhere...
8] Do you live on more then 2 acres? I really doubt it
9] Do you have more then 4 different animals at your home? Different genus-species, or animals alltogether?
Total YES: 1
-Goth--
1] Do you wear black eyeliner?: On occasion
2] Is most of your clothing dark?: The shirts
3] Do you think often?: I should certainly hope so.
4] Do you want to die?: (Completely sarcastic) Yes, let's all die, shall we?
5] Are you a social outcast? That's an opinion of the masses that I really don't care to have.
6] Are you pale?: I never leave the house, of course I am.
7] Do you like Hot Topic?: (Shrug) I guess.
8] Do you enjoy Tim burton movies? Never seen any
9] Are you nice?: On occasion
Total YES: 5
--Skater Punk--
1] Can you skateboard?: No
2] Do you wear Vans?: Yes
3] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends? Are you serious?
4] Have you gotten in trouble with the Cops?: XD
6] Do you have any piercings?: 6
7] Do you like/wear mohawks?: Not particularly, but whatever floats your boat.
8] Do you wear Band t-shirts: I would if I owned any
9] Have you called someone a poser?: Only because they were being asses about it.
Total YES: 6
--Prep--
1] Do you say the word "like"? In similies, sure.
2] Do you shop at Abercrombie and Fitch?: ...
3] Do you pop the collar?: Pop...collar...what?
4] Do the people in Hot topic scare you?: Nothing scares me. (Loud, dramatic, slightly obnoxious laughter)
5] Do you watch THE OC or LAGUNA BEACH?: I used to watch the OC before it started sucking so bad.
6] Do you like pop music: (Shrug) Sometimes
7] Do you want/have a little dog: It's a puppy of a large breed. It hardly counts.
8] Do you have a louis vuitton purse?: A what?
9] Do you have alot of clothes?: Less than half of them fit, so it doesn't count.
Total YES: 2
--Hippie--
1] Is your hair long? Sure. I'm a female, and I'm a teenager.
2] Do you own a tye-dye shirt?: Y'know, I don't think I ever have...
3] Do you like the Beatles?: How is that--nevermind.
4] Do you want to save the animals?: If humans are animals, then no.
5] Do you know what "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" by the Beatles supposedly stands for? Um...I think I used to, but forgot. lol
6] Is love essential in your life?: (Grimace) Don't be stupid. Men suck, and love is dead.
7] Have you smoked pot?: (Frown) Ew...
8] Do you like classic rock and trippy music: Not really.
9] Are you a vegatarian or vegan?: (Snort) Farthest from it. Bring on the bacon cheeseburgers, bitch!
Total YES: 1
--Gangsta--
1] Do you act ghetto?: I really try not to, but I guess I get it from my dad (dad is from a ghetto. We use old sheets for curtains. It's funny lmao)
2] Do you wear do-rags?: There's no point
3] Do you like hip-hop?: Aren't hip-hop and pop the same thing?
4]Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper ever?: ...Who?
5] Do you belive he is alive?: Well, the phrasing of the question points to the general consensus being 'no', so that's what I'm going with.
6] Do you like afros?: Again, they have no point.
7] Have you ever said "Fo Shizzle"?: If I'm mocking someone, then yes.
8] Do you like to dance?: Not even a little.
9] Do you own any Baby Phat or G-Unit??: ...WTF?
Total YES: 1.5
--Emo--
1] Do you cry often?: Or ever? Nope.
2] Do you wear hoodies: Like everyone one else, yeah.
3] Do you like soft music: Sure
4] Do people not understand you?: lmao No one understands me. ^^
5] Do you write your own songs?: I tried to when I was young, but they all sucked.
6] Ever dyed your hair red, black or dark: No, but I plan to do it dark blue as soon as my dad has no say over my hair anymore.
7] Do you cut your hair: When I was younger, I did whenever I got pissed at it. ^^U
8] Are you lonely?: And crave for human contact? Never
9] Is Ohio for lovers?: ...OHIO? The state?
Total YES: 3
--Surfer--
1] Do you surf?: No
2] Do you wear flip flops year-round? Yes. Here in the place of bitter winters, we like to saw our blackened toes off one-by-one.
3] Is your hair shaggy?: Nope. The shampoo takes care of that.
4] Do you wake up before 6 every morning?:Not every morning, but on school days
5] Do you own any pairs of shorts?: (HATES shorts)
6] Are you tan?: Never leave the house. I'm almost transparent.
8] Do you want to be at the beach right now?: And what would I do there? Blind everyone?
9] Do you hate tourists?: Well, sure. They don't live here. They have no say about how dam boring it is.
Total YES: 1
--Snowboarder--
1]Do you hate Skiers?: Not really. I can't ski, so they've one-upped me.
2]Do you own something from Burton?: Never even heard of it.
3]Do you have a seasons pass?: No.
4]Do you wake up before 6 everymorning?: (Looks up at previous section)
5]Do you want to be on the mountain right now?: Not those mountains. Stupid Rockies...
6]Do you have a cabin?: No. No I don't.
7]Have you been snowboarding in Colorado?: 'Cause Colorado is special like that?
8]Do you own your own snowboard?: No
9]Do you know how to snowboard???: Yeah. Stay on the board long enough to get to the bottom of the slope. ^^U
Total YES: .5
--Geek--
1] Do you wear glasses? : No, but I should. I'm almost blind. lmao
2] Do you get good grades? ...HA!
3] Do you use an inhaler? No
4] Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets? I don't even have shirt pockets. Lucky geek bastards...
5] Does your mom pick out your clothes: I don't live with my mom, so I should seriously hope not.
6] Do you ever get picked on?: No, 'cause that was my job.
7] Do you look forward to go to school?: Better than being at home with nothing to do.
8] Are you shy around the opposite sex?: Men suck, and I let them know it.
9] Do you have braces?: I used to, and them bitches hurt.
Total YES: 1
I'm a Skater, apparently. I guess that's really the only one that fits. What gets me, though, is that they seperated Emo and Goth...lmao
Ingredients:
1 part mercy
5 parts self-sufficiency
1 part energy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of lovability and enjoy!
Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com
...WTF? "Mercy"? "Energy"? "Loveable"?! Where the hell do they come up with these?
Redneck--
1] Do you believe the south will rise again? That's pushing it a bit.
2] Do you drive a four-wheel drive automobile? No, but come next month, I will. ^^
3] Do you live in a mobile home? Yes, only minus the wheels and constant moving.
4] Is your car still primer gray? No
5] Do you like country music?: Not even a little bit
6] Do you have a broken car in your back yard? No, but that would be so cool.
7] Do you own a cowboy hat? Somewhere...
8] Do you live on more then 2 acres? I really doubt it
9] Do you have more then 4 different animals at your home? Different genus-species, or animals alltogether?
Total YES: 1
-Goth--
1] Do you wear black eyeliner?: On occasion
2] Is most of your clothing dark?: The shirts
3] Do you think often?: I should certainly hope so.
4] Do you want to die?: (Completely sarcastic) Yes, let's all die, shall we?
5] Are you a social outcast? That's an opinion of the masses that I really don't care to have.
6] Are you pale?: I never leave the house, of course I am.
7] Do you like Hot Topic?: (Shrug) I guess.
8] Do you enjoy Tim burton movies? Never seen any
9] Are you nice?: On occasion
Total YES: 5
--Skater Punk--
1] Can you skateboard?: No
2] Do you wear Vans?: Yes
3] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends? Are you serious?
4] Have you gotten in trouble with the Cops?: XD
6] Do you have any piercings?: 6
7] Do you like/wear mohawks?: Not particularly, but whatever floats your boat.
8] Do you wear Band t-shirts: I would if I owned any
9] Have you called someone a poser?: Only because they were being asses about it.
Total YES: 6
--Prep--
1] Do you say the word "like"? In similies, sure.
2] Do you shop at Abercrombie and Fitch?: ...
3] Do you pop the collar?: Pop...collar...what?
4] Do the people in Hot topic scare you?: Nothing scares me. (Loud, dramatic, slightly obnoxious laughter)
5] Do you watch THE OC or LAGUNA BEACH?: I used to watch the OC before it started sucking so bad.
6] Do you like pop music: (Shrug) Sometimes
7] Do you want/have a little dog: It's a puppy of a large breed. It hardly counts.
8] Do you have a louis vuitton purse?: A what?
9] Do you have alot of clothes?: Less than half of them fit, so it doesn't count.
Total YES: 2
--Hippie--
1] Is your hair long? Sure. I'm a female, and I'm a teenager.
2] Do you own a tye-dye shirt?: Y'know, I don't think I ever have...
3] Do you like the Beatles?: How is that--nevermind.
4] Do you want to save the animals?: If humans are animals, then no.
5] Do you know what "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" by the Beatles supposedly stands for? Um...I think I used to, but forgot. lol
6] Is love essential in your life?: (Grimace) Don't be stupid. Men suck, and love is dead.
7] Have you smoked pot?: (Frown) Ew...
8] Do you like classic rock and trippy music: Not really.
9] Are you a vegatarian or vegan?: (Snort) Farthest from it. Bring on the bacon cheeseburgers, bitch!
Total YES: 1
--Gangsta--
1] Do you act ghetto?: I really try not to, but I guess I get it from my dad (dad is from a ghetto. We use old sheets for curtains. It's funny lmao)
2] Do you wear do-rags?: There's no point
3] Do you like hip-hop?: Aren't hip-hop and pop the same thing?
4]Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper ever?: ...Who?
5] Do you belive he is alive?: Well, the phrasing of the question points to the general consensus being 'no', so that's what I'm going with.
6] Do you like afros?: Again, they have no point.
7] Have you ever said "Fo Shizzle"?: If I'm mocking someone, then yes.
8] Do you like to dance?: Not even a little.
9] Do you own any Baby Phat or G-Unit??: ...WTF?
Total YES: 1.5
--Emo--
1] Do you cry often?: Or ever? Nope.
2] Do you wear hoodies: Like everyone one else, yeah.
3] Do you like soft music: Sure
4] Do people not understand you?: lmao No one understands me. ^^
5] Do you write your own songs?: I tried to when I was young, but they all sucked.
6] Ever dyed your hair red, black or dark: No, but I plan to do it dark blue as soon as my dad has no say over my hair anymore.
7] Do you cut your hair: When I was younger, I did whenever I got pissed at it. ^^U
8] Are you lonely?: And crave for human contact? Never
9] Is Ohio for lovers?: ...OHIO? The state?
Total YES: 3
--Surfer--
1] Do you surf?: No
2] Do you wear flip flops year-round? Yes. Here in the place of bitter winters, we like to saw our blackened toes off one-by-one.
3] Is your hair shaggy?: Nope. The shampoo takes care of that.
4] Do you wake up before 6 every morning?:Not every morning, but on school days
5] Do you own any pairs of shorts?: (HATES shorts)
6] Are you tan?: Never leave the house. I'm almost transparent.
8] Do you want to be at the beach right now?: And what would I do there? Blind everyone?
9] Do you hate tourists?: Well, sure. They don't live here. They have no say about how dam boring it is.
Total YES: 1
--Snowboarder--
1]Do you hate Skiers?: Not really. I can't ski, so they've one-upped me.
2]Do you own something from Burton?: Never even heard of it.
3]Do you have a seasons pass?: No.
4]Do you wake up before 6 everymorning?: (Looks up at previous section)
5]Do you want to be on the mountain right now?: Not those mountains. Stupid Rockies...
6]Do you have a cabin?: No. No I don't.
7]Have you been snowboarding in Colorado?: 'Cause Colorado is special like that?
8]Do you own your own snowboard?: No
9]Do you know how to snowboard???: Yeah. Stay on the board long enough to get to the bottom of the slope. ^^U
Total YES: .5
--Geek--
1] Do you wear glasses? : No, but I should. I'm almost blind. lmao
2] Do you get good grades? ...HA!
3] Do you use an inhaler? No
4] Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets? I don't even have shirt pockets. Lucky geek bastards...
5] Does your mom pick out your clothes: I don't live with my mom, so I should seriously hope not.
6] Do you ever get picked on?: No, 'cause that was my job.
7] Do you look forward to go to school?: Better than being at home with nothing to do.
8] Are you shy around the opposite sex?: Men suck, and I let them know it.
9] Do you have braces?: I used to, and them bitches hurt.
Total YES: 1
I'm a Skater, apparently. I guess that's really the only one that fits. What gets me, though, is that they seperated Emo and Goth...lmao