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Dear Death Note,
As you are aware, you have a portion of my soul. It's a rather large part, and I would appreciate if I could get it back sometime soon. You know. For living purposes.
Regards,
Nymph
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Dear Nymph,
No.
Sincerely,
Death Note
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Dear Death Note,
I don't believe you understand the seriousness of my request, and would like to remind you that I do need the soul in question, and as of right now, the percentage of my possesion of it is very low. Here are the current stats:
You--74%
Free Cell--15%
Asian Kung-Fu Generation--5%
My boyfriend--3%
Me-3%
So, as you can see you bastard, you hold more of my soul than I do, and I want you to give it back. Please?
Regrads,
Nymph
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Dear Nymph,
No.
Sincerely,
Death Note
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Death Note,
Give it back asshole. Seriously.
Nymph
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Nymph,
No.
Death Note
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Death Note,
You suck. I hate you. I hope you die a slow, painful, agonizing death.
Signed,
Nymph
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Nymph,
No you don't.
Death Note
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Death Note,
....
Nymph