"So, how was work today?" "Oh, I was assulted by a crazy woman."

[blackpearledcat]

I was assaulted by a crazy woman at work today. This woman comes in every day, asking for coffee, and mumbling to herself and complains to us about various conspiracies that are against her. Her conspiracy theories jump from different federal government agencies to major corporations to Trader Joe’s across the street, to even us. We think that she

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[bohemaiden]

'Kay, I would have been SO FREAKED OUT if that had happened, and damn pissed too, but the way you described it...I'm laughing my ass off right now. That's hilarious, dude. Fucking Santa Barbara nutjobs--there are lots of those here in Eugene, too. BUMS!

[blackpearledcat]

Yeah, I reacted in the best way possible, I guess. But honestly, people were looking at me like I was on crack...I had coffee dripping down my face and was still laughing hysterically. But what else can you do? It was funny...we were laughing about it all night, and it's going to become an infamous CBTL story in Santa Barbara...the kids are already spreading it to all the other stores in town....hatatata