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[blackplastic_x]

i went to the beach today but i heard too much about hair and makeup so i came home
my sister is turning me gay and i am going to slaughter this fucking monkey tonight. they leave it in my room and now it smells like monkey pee :(

i need a fuckin zima.
josh and tierney are comming out with me tonight
fuck, i havent seen them in so long

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[currrrie]

hey remember that time when that wild beast animal bit the shit out of me?
oh, because i do.

haha i saw your sister at the beach today and i asked where you were and she didn't answer me.
think she's still mad about falling asleep in her shower? :\

[blackplastic_x]

haha tierney is so excited to play with the monkey
little does she know its a fucking biting machine
we dont even have a name for it

she was so pissed when she saw you sleeping in there.
"whutt time is ittt??? where ar my air force ones!?"