Yes it is I, Manabe Kakeru. I bring you a new story. One to bring tears to your sad miserable lives.
The Poor Miserable Princess.
There once lived a beautiful but depressed
princess in a big horrible castle. She was so depressed every day and couldn't live. She was dull and boring and just didn't know what to with herself. All her friends left her. Her parents abandoned her, and some man painted her room black to make her world become black as well.
For the longest time she was alone. She had no one to turn to and she just was a mess. Countless times she tried killing herself. Countless times the beautiful princess would commit death upon herself because the pain was just too hard to cope with.
One day this princess met a very handsome knight in black robes. He told her he was the black knight of [insert the furuba school name here]. He was on his way to save a nearby town from danger. Once he saw this princess he couldn't help but stay by her side. She told him her whole life story. The Knight listened to the whole thing even if listening was a HUGE burden on him.
The knight gave her wisdom on how to be amazing and beautiful to shine brighter then anyone. Soon the Princess looked like
this and she was very thankful. The Knight laid a kiss down on her beautiful cheek and road off into the sunset in a very manly way while the princess awaited for his manly self to return one day. She was smitten with that handsome Knight.
THE END
Wasn't that so touching? I felt myself starting to cry while reading it over. That Knight must have looked so amazing and handsome. I bet that princess wanted to marry the hell out of that man.
Yes yes I will accept all your stars and praise for my amazing talent. Don't be shy.