The most random thing I have ever posted.

[blackrose_023]

A sort of meme from animeneko_chan. God, I LOL'd for ages. XD



Ten Top Trivia Tips about Blackrose_023!

1. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up blackrose_023.
2. Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in blackrose_023!
3. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and blackrose_023!
4. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of blackrose_023 to reach the earth's core!
5. People used to believe that dressing their male children as blackrose_023 would protect them from evil spirits!
6. Blackrose_023 has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
7. Without blackrose_023, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
8. Research indicates that blackrose_023 will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
9. You can tell if blackrose_023 has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.
10. Some birds use blackrose_023 to orientate themselves during migration!

1.) So I knew Julius Caesar. That's interesting. AND so that's where the idea of covering something up came. Aha.

2.) Whales...travel in me? Nice, Lexi. NICE.

3.) Something blackrose_023? WTF am I? A fashion designer?! People lose their heads for an angora sweater, which is BTW, ANIMAL CRUELTY! REVOLT! REVOLTTT!!!

4.) That just sounds sick and wrong. OH! Earth's core. Sorry. XDDD

5.) OMGDOGewogheopgjospdjvpg'dgfkwropg;;sdfghpsrivnopngis jp[0saefkm e9fgu eihginv whsignijh I love this. I thought I'd do the opposite, but I guess it works too. BWAHAHAHAHHAHAH XDD~

6.) I am an H20 whore. So, yeah. No.

7.) So without me apple trees would have been pollinated by...hand. What the doghosrnv does that even mean? XD

8.) So I am attracted to people who have just eaten bananas? *idea* >;] *stuffs 100 bananas in Jade's mouth* "EAT MAN, EAT NOW!!"

9.) ...I'm hard boiled?

10.) >_< Oh THANK you for the mental images. THANK YOU.