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[blacksacrifices]

Where can I arm myself in this world?

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[hawkeye_shooter]

Depends on what sort of weapons you're looking for.

[blacksacrifices]

A sword.

[hawkeye_shooter]

Hmn. Those are a little difficult to come by in this world...I've heard some people going to museums to find them but you'd actually be surprised what sorts of weapons are confiscated by police forces in a city like this. So I suppose either check the precincts or the museum.

[blacksacrifices]

Thanks. I'll look around.

[loopmein]

Well, what're you planning to arm yourself with? You could use a lot of things around you. Lead pipe, lug wrench, baseball bat, shovel, fire hose, rocks, bratwurst, an angry, cross-eyed ferret... You could get real creative.

If only I think we're all out of angry, cross-eyed ferrets here.

[blacksacrifices]

What the hell use would a ferret be?

[loopmein]

They're a much more formidable mean of defense than you'd think. Ferrets are nasty critters with very sharp teeth.

Ever been bitten by an angry, cross-eyed ferret before, sir? Neither have I, but the other guy sure complained about it.

[blacksacrifices]

...Right.