Yoinked one of these from a couple people, the other from a couple others. Do one, do both, do neither. Except for the neither part. In fact, make it more interesting...do both, but don't tell anyone which one's real or which isn't
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I remember that you hysterically laughed at me after I told you about a nightmare I had (which actually was traumatic, no matter how strange it sounded upon my recounting it), induced from the "Rom Project," in which the play had turned real and we were being deported but were led to believe we were going to Six Flags-I believe you came up with such choice rides as, "The Tasmanian Himmel." Or was it "The Tasmanian Rammel?" I believe the latter, actually.
I remember that I saw one day on the side of the street, and you were dressed as a hooker, and witnessed you offering your friend who drove by a "Cleveland Steamer," and when she forced you to get into her car, her baby son looked at you and said "It's eerie, isn't it? Like looking into tha' FUTCHA!" Whoa, Paul...knew you loved "Family Guy," but it wasn't until then that I realized how much!
memory 1: forcing you via two (count 'em two) separate girlfriends to sing musicals on the train into NYC, despite all glowering onlookers
memory 2: helping tim to steal a packet of m&ms from the pub at SLC by distracting the cashier with an improv argument, pretending we'd just had an impromptu wedding & my father was coming to kill you.
memory 1: I remember chatting for long hours into the night about life and memories and silly things, and having my dad come in and glare at me because I was still on the internet and it was almost five in the morning. Heh.
memory 2: I remember that time we went to the meat place, and we started flinging random pieces of meat at the other tables, but our aim was so bad that no one noticed for a really long time. Until we hit that one tall guy in the back of the head with a piece of turkey wrapped in bacon. Mmm.
I remember you at the wrap party for the film, holding a bottle of tequila, with your arm around my shoulder saying, "Casi, for REALLY good tequila, you know we need to go to Tijuana, right?"
And I know I agreed with you. And I don't remember the next couple of days, but I woke up with a scar and a backache in a bathtub full of ice and when I got back to campus, you denied that it had ever happened.
It was that time in Vegas--we were standing outside Crazy Horse waiting for what's his name to finish. He would always talk about "not partaking of the flesh" but we knew he wasn't just going in for a beer and a massage. Unless it involved a "happy ending." We were so awkward back then, but I look back on it now and laugh. We wondered how long it would take... but it didn't take long. I don't think he had must stamina for all his strength. Not like us.
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I remember that I saw one day on the side of the street, and you were dressed as a hooker, and witnessed you offering your friend who drove by a "Cleveland Steamer," and when she forced you to get into her car, her baby son looked at you and said "It's eerie, isn't it? Like looking into tha' FUTCHA!" Whoa, Paul...knew you loved "Family Guy," but it wasn't until then that I realized how much!
(moo ha ha)
Now you must reply back. That is all.
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memory 2: helping tim to steal a packet of m&ms from the pub at SLC by distracting the cashier with an improv argument, pretending we'd just had an impromptu wedding & my father was coming to kill you.
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memory 2: I remember that time we went to the meat place, and we started flinging random pieces of meat at the other tables, but our aim was so bad that no one noticed for a really long time. Until we hit that one tall guy in the back of the head with a piece of turkey wrapped in bacon. Mmm.
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And I know I agreed with you. And I don't remember the next couple of days, but I woke up with a scar and a backache in a bathtub full of ice and when I got back to campus, you denied that it had ever happened.
Punk.
:)
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