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[blacksoxrfunky]

Do this or I will hunt you down and gut you like a fish

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[shab06]

Dear Robyn,

You have a cute TUSH AHAHA JK.

You make me HAPPY.

You should MARRY A MONKEY.

Someday I will MARRY A GORILLA.

You + me = LOVE WITH A MONKEY AND A GORILLA.

If I saw you right now I'd GIVE YOU A MONKEY.

I would build a JUNGLE just for you. (and your monkey)

I would get your name tattooed on my GORILLA'S ASS.

If I could sing you any song it would be THE MONKEY SONG.

We could MONKEY AROUND under the stars.

Will you GIVE YOUR MONKEY TO me?

My love for you is like that of MONKEY'S LOVE FOR A BANANA.

Love,
SHAB

(P.S. YOUR MONKEY IS CHEATING ON YOU:)

[blacksoxrfunky]

No monkey, how could you do this to me?! I thought we had something special!

[shab06]

Monkey says "OOO OOO AHH AHHH" (meaning that he was just in it for the sex.)