Onion adventure

[blacktart]

There have been a small flock of onions sitting on the bottom shelf of our pantry cabinet for quite some time. Origins unknown. But two of them, holy shit did they ever have the will to live. No soil, no sun, no water, and they fucking sprouted, big time

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[scattereddark]

Aww... you have little onion babies.

[g_w_s]

I did that with a friend and a dummy once. We buried him (the dummy, not the friend - dummies can't dig very well!) in my friend's backyard.

His name was Jack.

(The dummy, not the friend.)

I honestly have no idea why that was his name, but it was. I never visited him, but I wonder if my friend did. If he didn't, I wonder who might come across some buried clothes stuffed with newspaper, and what would they think?