Blackie's pissed
There are going to be a LOT of angry LJ-cuts here, but if any of you truly care, you'll read what's up my ass without lube >-<.
Religion bashing, avoid if catholic : GODDAMMIT. GOD CAN CRAWL UP TO MY BALLS AND SUCKLE ON THEM LIKE THE FUCKING BITCH HE IS. WHY CAN'T A DAY GO BY WITHOUT SOMETHING NOT BLOWING UP IN MY FACE OR MALFUNCTIONING?!FUCK FUCK FUCK! >-<. Thanks to the cooperation of one aluminum glass, 3 DL of Coke and my stupid dog, I fell so the coke got over my one month old keyboard, the COOL one. The shit one I'm using is only temporary, I HOPE. As of right now I'm FUCKING PISSED, even after the initial 13 hours of sleep I had in order to let the fucking KB (after washing it through with WATER and WET CLOTHS) would dry out. No such fucking luck. R and Z worked, but the T between them didn't. Pressing x gave me an "1x", pressing CTRL+ALT+X gave me a "#", my keyboard went mad -_-.I'm pissed off, dammit! NOTHING I start won't end up in miserable failure or a huge head-on kick in my fucking face. GOD IS A FUCKING BITCH!
Yes, well. as the title read, I'm quite sick of this piece of shit. Assuming Dad was for once, not lying in his bloody life, he never had money to get the parts "fresh" out of a store. Thinking about that, it made sense why most of the shit happening to this piece of crap happens, for one thing. Among them are the yummy lockups I told you all about, occasional power failures, the fact that the back of the comp house is busted and that anything can decide not to work if it moves so much as an inch. This is a piece of SHIT, and sure as hell, my first few paychecks are going to go away FIXING This piece of SHIT. I'm gonna sell ALL This crap, minus my HDD and DVD-Reader and ...well then again I could sell that too to get a writer *ponder*, anyway, I'm aiming for a 2.4 Intel Pentium/Athlon with GeForce 6800 or something (which should take 1-2 months of my paycheck alone, assuming my monthly wage comes to around 60000-73000), 1024 (atleast) DDR RAM, a new monitor which does NOT randomly change it's colors from green to blue to red to green o_O...everything here is a piece of shit, even the HDD which "Can't defragment because it has errors only scandisk can see, but it can't scandisk either because" it sucks lol. If anyone has good parts around that quality they can think of giving away, that would be wonderful.I'm talking about people who HAVE tons of parts and don't need it, not the ones that would charity give it away. I never was much for begging from poor sources.
The next stop in the infamous "must die" list as of right now. Stupid asshole, if his lazy bitch ass was living here, we'd have money for all the decent crap we ever needed. Mom earns around 100K a month, my starting paycheck should be 60K+ (Second level - after three months - should be around 73-88K), making 160K.Dad claims he earns 100K (Fucking LIAR!) a month, so that would be a quarter a million per month in the very worst case.If i got level 2 paychecks and that fucker admitted he gets 150-200 like he DOES, well...but of course the stupid asshole had to go after his COCK to be with a stupid, ugly, hairy, disgusting gypsy woman :-\.I don't know about you, but I'm talking the dirty gypsies, the ones that slit throats for a dime and act proud of it, the ones that are unemployed and instead of getting a job, bitch about the "racism" they get. (Their "job" is banding together to steal -_-) See where I'm goin'?
I don't have much else to curse about, but I wish I had ONE decent thing in my life without having it blow up, malfunction, or simply quit on me.
Since my original plea is hidden in cut #2 , I'll write it out once more.
If you have tons of parts loitering around that you don't need, or have upgraded your computer ("Yay, a better processor than my 1.8K / 2.1K etc etc for christmas or birthday!"), and you think you don't need it, please add that to the reply here so I can hit you with an address on where to send. of course if need be, I'll return adress some cash as my paychecks come in.
General warning for until that stupid piece of crap decides to work. As of now for a little bit, I'm not cuddly, I'm not snuggly, I'm the damn nazi that will kill anyone that strikes so much as a wrong word or idea. The water (shit) in my dam (Tolerance limit) is overflowing, so excuse that remark -_-.
*growls in a corner*
Religion bashing, avoid if catholic : GODDAMMIT. GOD CAN CRAWL UP TO MY BALLS AND SUCKLE ON THEM LIKE THE FUCKING BITCH HE IS. WHY CAN'T A DAY GO BY WITHOUT SOMETHING NOT BLOWING UP IN MY FACE OR MALFUNCTIONING?!FUCK FUCK FUCK! >-<. Thanks to the cooperation of one aluminum glass, 3 DL of Coke and my stupid dog, I fell so the coke got over my one month old keyboard, the COOL one. The shit one I'm using is only temporary, I HOPE. As of right now I'm FUCKING PISSED, even after the initial 13 hours of sleep I had in order to let the fucking KB (after washing it through with WATER and WET CLOTHS) would dry out. No such fucking luck. R and Z worked, but the T between them didn't. Pressing x gave me an "1x", pressing CTRL+ALT+X gave me a "#", my keyboard went mad -_-.I'm pissed off, dammit! NOTHING I start won't end up in miserable failure or a huge head-on kick in my fucking face. GOD IS A FUCKING BITCH!
Yes, well. as the title read, I'm quite sick of this piece of shit. Assuming Dad was for once, not lying in his bloody life, he never had money to get the parts "fresh" out of a store. Thinking about that, it made sense why most of the shit happening to this piece of crap happens, for one thing. Among them are the yummy lockups I told you all about, occasional power failures, the fact that the back of the comp house is busted and that anything can decide not to work if it moves so much as an inch. This is a piece of SHIT, and sure as hell, my first few paychecks are going to go away FIXING This piece of SHIT. I'm gonna sell ALL This crap, minus my HDD and DVD-Reader and ...well then again I could sell that too to get a writer *ponder*, anyway, I'm aiming for a 2.4 Intel Pentium/Athlon with GeForce 6800 or something (which should take 1-2 months of my paycheck alone, assuming my monthly wage comes to around 60000-73000), 1024 (atleast) DDR RAM, a new monitor which does NOT randomly change it's colors from green to blue to red to green o_O...everything here is a piece of shit, even the HDD which "Can't defragment because it has errors only scandisk can see, but it can't scandisk either because" it sucks lol. If anyone has good parts around that quality they can think of giving away, that would be wonderful.I'm talking about people who HAVE tons of parts and don't need it, not the ones that would charity give it away. I never was much for begging from poor sources.
The next stop in the infamous "must die" list as of right now. Stupid asshole, if his lazy bitch ass was living here, we'd have money for all the decent crap we ever needed. Mom earns around 100K a month, my starting paycheck should be 60K+ (Second level - after three months - should be around 73-88K), making 160K.Dad claims he earns 100K (Fucking LIAR!) a month, so that would be a quarter a million per month in the very worst case.If i got level 2 paychecks and that fucker admitted he gets 150-200 like he DOES, well...but of course the stupid asshole had to go after his COCK to be with a stupid, ugly, hairy, disgusting gypsy woman :-\.I don't know about you, but I'm talking the dirty gypsies, the ones that slit throats for a dime and act proud of it, the ones that are unemployed and instead of getting a job, bitch about the "racism" they get. (Their "job" is banding together to steal -_-) See where I'm goin'?
I don't have much else to curse about, but I wish I had ONE decent thing in my life without having it blow up, malfunction, or simply quit on me.
Since my original plea is hidden in cut #2 , I'll write it out once more.
If you have tons of parts loitering around that you don't need, or have upgraded your computer ("Yay, a better processor than my 1.8K / 2.1K etc etc for christmas or birthday!"), and you think you don't need it, please add that to the reply here so I can hit you with an address on where to send. of course if need be, I'll return adress some cash as my paychecks come in.
General warning for until that stupid piece of crap decides to work. As of now for a little bit, I'm not cuddly, I'm not snuggly, I'm the damn nazi that will kill anyone that strikes so much as a wrong word or idea. The water (shit) in my dam (Tolerance limit) is overflowing, so excuse that remark -_-.
*growls in a corner*