Comments | blackwylf: conspiracy!!

blackwylf

conspiracy!!

Aug 15, 2006 04:56

My fellow females, I come to you in sadness today. For years we have been the unsuspecting victims of a far-reaching male conspiracy. (It's not paranoia if they really are out to get you, no?). We have been misled and left to spend hours toiling to keep our homes clean and comfortable for the very same males who have deceived us. Women? They ( Read more... )

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mouse42 August 15 2006, 11:51:53 UTC

Dude.

That's brilliant. I never even thought about that. I'm going to have to look into it. Spring is here and Oscar is shedding like a fiend.

masterhibb August 15 2006, 14:58:48 UTC

But if you take our shop vacs, what will we have left?! Pretty much just the 80PSI power washers, I think. But if you've got the shop vac, you can go ahead and throw out your dustpans now. They've become obsolete.

PRO TIP: Your shop vac should have a reverse switch. You also have a dog. The next time you get a package with a bunch of styrofoam peanuts...

what you will have left... pippi_az August 15 2006, 15:27:27 UTC

you will still have the rest of....

CRAFTSMAN .....you see...you think it's real manly...but the truth is, ya'all do arts and crafts too...instead of calling it a craft or crafting room you've labeled it a "shop" or "wood shop" :) Admit it, call it a CRAFTS-man shop...you still got that :)

welcome to reality, sorry if it stings it's all in fun have a great day :)

Re: what you will have left... masterhibb August 15 2006, 15:36:29 UTC

Personally, I usually hear it called a "garage." They've always got those nice big doors on them that you could drive an entire car through if you wanted to (I'm not sure why you would though--that wouldn't leave much space for the table saw).

Re: what you will have left... pippi_az August 15 2006, 15:41:02 UTC

garage, yeah, when not used for cars, it's just another word for denial I had one of those once...hope to have another one...I'm so optimistic :)

Thanks!! esoretihw August 16 2006, 15:24:17 UTC

Thank you so much for this timely tip! My vaccum is terrible, and will be sent away as pack up this apartment. I know I will need a new one, but dreaded ended up the search. Anything that can pick up hair and bird feathers will make my day!

jeffcentaur August 17 2006, 07:14:56 UTC

Damn, men, we've been discovered....on to plan B!