I really don't like Bing Lee.

Damn jingles.

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It's my birthday,
It's my birthday
and I'd like to say,
No more than I do
on any other day.

My friends list is slowly depleting, can't say I mind some of the exits, but I need more friends dammit. Anyone who is anonymously reading this, add me! *cricketschirp*. Hmmmm.

I've been sick for 3 days straight. Fucking sickness, I hate it.

So glad it's cooled down today.

On a more chipper note, I haven't bitten my nails since New Years eve. Yay.

Now if you'll excuse me while I go crawl into hole and die.

Stolen from Mia. Cos Mia is cool. Duh

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulblah_nfft_pssh goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as a Shamozzel.all_understood tricks you! You get a rock.collagen_rock tricks you! You get a button.dramaqueen693 gives you 6 light orange cola-flavoured jelly beans.eliasq gives you 9 green lemon-flavoured gummy bats. ( Read more... )

I had no idea that for some people being in college meant being 5 years old again.

Congratulations on your fucking maturity.

Your name has a dent in it.

That's actually quite catchy.