Crap fic I wrote sometime ago for Korreu c:
It’s a Hard Life Ain’t It?
Summary: Colombia goes to jail; Costa Rica gets beat up, Bolivia gets forgotten, and Nicaragua well she helps Colombia beat up Costa Rica.
A/N: LMAO The countries are fan-made by me and Korreu and to US they are real and they’re like Hetalia characters and yeah C: Idea is Korreu’s and we just went with it. Oh yeah Bolivia is like Latvia and is timid and quiet and stuff she doesn’t shake though… thank God. Oh yeah Colombia’s name is Maria, and Nicaragua’s is Sofier, Costa Rica and Bolivia unfortunately don't have names sorry. One final note Nicaragua's nickname is Nica just incase you get confused when someone calls her that.
"I'm finally 18 years old now! Technically LEGAL!!" Colombia shouted waving a bunch of credit cards in the air.
"But you can go to prison now too." Bolivia responded. “Don’t you remember? You’ve beaten up Costa Rica so many times like that one time…”
Flashback~*~
“What was that?! For saying that I might just beat your face in with this baseball bat Costa!” A threat but an oh so true one.
“Hey! If you’re going to beat him up can I join!?” Nicaragua said, just another fight to the endless ones she and Costa Rica had over trivial things.
“I-I’m not scared of you! Especially not you Nica! Tch manly girl…” Costa Rica said, and just moments before well you know getting his ass kicked by girls.
“WHAT WAS THAT?! I’ll show you a manly girl!” Nicaragua yelled.
“Whoa! Calm down if you’re going to kill we BOTH have to do the job Nica!” Colombia said holding a furious Nicaragua back.
“Fine but I get his face.”
“Here then, my OTHER baseball bat.” Colombia said. “Well let the beating begin then.” said Nicaragua, with Colombia coming ominously closer to Costa Rica.
“W-what are guys going to do-“ Costa Rica got cut off… by his screams.
End flashback~*~
“Sh- shut up Bolivia. Just shut up." Colombia mumbled.
"Wh-" Bolivia started.
"Prison is just another word for PRESCHOOL." Colombia said to Bolivia’s face.
Nicaragua walked in. “Okay what?! That’s the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. Preschool is to help little kids, YES LITTLE KIDS, make friends or whatever. I wouldn’t know I didn’t go to preschool.”
Colombia turned around at the sound of Nicaragua’s voice. “Yeah well that was before the laws were passed to stop that.”
“…”
“What?”
“What is wrong with you?”
“Um…excuse me can I talk?” Bolivia said oh so quietly.
“Huh?” Colombia and Nicaragua were so engrossed in their conversation they had forgotten that she was there…again.
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Colombia screamed bloody murder. “You’re what?!”
“Ugh, Maria, stop yelling, I was sleeping.” Nicaragua walked in to a scene of Colombia arguing with a police officer. And man were things looking like they were gonna get violent.
“You’re always sleeping!” Sofier opened her mouth in retort but was cut off the police officer.
“We’re sorry young lady but you’ll have to come with me. Costa Rica has pressed charges against you.”
Shock spread across Maria’s face. “What?! That little…And just what are my charges?!”
“Child abuse.”
“Child abuse what?! I haven’t beaten him up since…since when Nica?”
“Since that time with the baseball bats remember? It was like a month ago.”
“See?!” Colombia said to the to the officer. “I haven’t touched since I became an adult so ha!”
“We’ll have to see about that miss.” The man said pulling her arm.
“Hey! I’m innocent!”
“Until proven guilty.” Finished Sofier.
“You’re not helping!” Shouted Maria.
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One loud, violent, and upsetting trial later.
“See, I told you I was innocent! I just have to go to jail for a few days to learn my lesson is all.” Said Colombia proudly.
“You’re lucky I had pictures that I use to blackmail Costa Rica. You would’ve been in jail for a long time without them.” Came the response. “You still have to go to jail I don’t see why you’d be so happy.” Nicaragua finished.
Maria smirked. “I’ve just avoided the law! And that’s like never happened so shut it. I want to enjoy the moment.”
“Enjoy it for the next two minutes cause that’s when you have to get your ass in jail for the next five days.”
Maria sighed. “We live such a hard life don’t we?”
“What are you talking about I have it harder than you do, my people live off nothing!” Sofier shouted. “I’ll stop.”
“Yeah…”
THIS IS COPY/PASTE FROM MY FF.NET ACCOUNT IT'S STILL NOT UP THERE BUT.... SHUT UP
-BS
P.S. lol I gave Nicaragua a GREEK name when she's like Hispanic xD
P.P.S. LJ CUT HATES ME