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[blaise_allard]

So it seems as though my evil twin with the bastardised name "blashies zabisnish" is to kick the proverbial horned toad bucket in the near future. I'm so honoured to be the party of such a fascinating prediction.

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[im_a_cad]

Me! Me! Pick me! Colin Creevey is in my year after all, so it's perfect! C'mon. Think of all the joy I've brought to this fine establishment. It has to be me. I call it!

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[blaise_allard]

Pfft.

It's all yours. Enjoy. I'm sure Tracey will happily play the role of scantily clad Slytherin cheerleader for your heroic exploits every step of the way. Off I go to attempt to discourage this notion.

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[im_a_cad]

Alright! I'll be sure to get you a framed photo of any snappage that may (and most definitely will, since Colin'll be there) occur.

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[blaise_allard]

Thanks for offering. I would've coerced it out of Creevey anyway if you hadn't.

Enjoy your horrifying death prediction of being caught in a stampede of rabid sheep trying to outrun a mudslide. I think if she's sloshed you'll get called Cawdshgwansh Treshvyslynnshs Mattshishah Cshadwashalladser or something. Ooh, you should try to make her attempt to say it five times fast.

[quintus_i]

I thought you were the evil twin, Blaise.

[blaise_allard]

Oh Merlin, no. A "good" version of me would be horrifying. An abomination, even.