Dear Cthulhu...
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.
In November, I rescued cariola from being sacrificed (-200 points). In August, I recruited aylinn as a new cultist (30 points). In January, I fed nateprentice to a Shoggoth (250 points). In October, I exposed stoooooooo to soul-rending horrors (250 points). Last week, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In May, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon alphaggek (65 points).
In short, I have been very good (485 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.
Your humble and obedient servant,
blaisedec
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