The swelling and bruising on my face shall subside but I am not so certain that my new jumper shall fare so well. It is quite difficult to charm pumpkin juice out of cashmere.
I seem to be having a problem with my hearing. When you ask me to please pass the yoghurt and honey, I hear it as please lob your mug of pumpkin juice at my fat Italian head.. Fancy that.
...maybe this isn't really the right time or anything, since you really seem to be having a bad day and stuff, but i'm really good at getting stuff out of stuff. my mummy taught me a lot of things about stains and things... so if you want me to look at your jumper, i will!
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