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[blakeness]

There's nothing ball-like about a hairball. It's more like a hair turd. Or a hair torpedo. A turdpedo, if you like. But a far cry from anything spherical.

That is all.

Comments

[lierre]

agreed. i used to think they were dry and fluffy and easily cleaned away before i actually saw one. and when i did see one the first time i thought the cat was puking up it's partially-dissolved innards from some horrid feline virus and dying. what a misnomer.

two words:

[d_e_l_i_r_i_u_m]

hairless cat

[kyliej]

How come blades of grass are never mentioned when people talk about hairballs?

My cat is always leaving hair clumps around and there is always grass. He's a fucking pig.

[lierre]

slidetheneedle: I hate dumb and dumber

[blakeness]

I miss me.

[lierre]

have you changed much?

[blakeness]

You wouldn't recognize me.

[lierre]

I dreamt about you last night

[blakeness]

That wasn't a dream but you were not supposed to remember any of that.

There will be consequences.