some weird test from athenapitiesyou
40 things rarely asked
1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?:
Airport security yes, cops no. Although Chuck threatened one time when I stuck my tongue out at him.
2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?
No, because I am one of the sane ones who don't ride.
3. When's the last time you've been sledding?
Accidentally or on purpose?
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?:
It depends. Sometimes I really wish there was someone I could talk the night away with.
5. Do you believe in ghosts?
Ghosts no, angels and demons yes.
6. Do you consider yourself creative?:
It depends on how you mean. I'm creative in the kitchen, in the lab and when I knit.
7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?:
Is the Pope Catholic?
8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?:
Typhoid or the plague? Pick one.
9. Do you stay friends with your exs?:
I have managed to get to 23 without having any.
10. Do you know how to play poker?
Yes and no. The friend who taught me had screwy rules. Like a royal flush didn't have to be all one suit.
11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Yes. I get really pissy first. Then I go into mello zone and show people my marvin the martian socks. Then I puke.
12. What's your favorite commercial?:
This one they didn't show in the US. Well, they did but they gave it a rock tune in the US. In Europe it was people trashing a preppy store to "In the Hall of the Mountain King"
13. What are you allergic to?:
Dust. Dust and you.
14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run red lights?:
Nope. Cause that is when the police turn off their cloaking devices and bust you.
15. Have you ever had a Choco Taco?:
Several
16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?:
I don't like baseball, but if I have to pick...the Sox. My great-grandma used to say that Yankees were bad people who ruined things in the south. So no Yankees here.
17. Have you ever been Ice Skating?:
When I was little. I fell lots.
18. How often do you remember your dreams?:
Sometimes. The scarey thing is how weird they are. I wonder if the ones I don't remember are better or worse.
19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?:
A couple of days ago. One of my classmates almost hit on one of my students because she didn't realize he was a student. It was a hoot.
20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?:
Octapus' Garden
Hey Jude
All Together Now
Yellow Submarine
With A Little Help From My Friends
21. What's the one thing on your mind now? :
That darn almost 4 hour long meetingm
22. Do you believe in love at first sight?:
Not a chance. Lust at first sight yes, but love is more of an action than a feeling.
23. Do you put salt on a turkey dinner?:
Turkey dinner no. Cold turkey sandwich yes.
24. Do you always wear your seat belt?:
Yep. It makes me shaky if I don't.
25. what cell service do you use?:
Cincinnati Bell Wireless, which is great in Nashville.
26. Do you like sushi?:
I like it when it's cooked. And without the seaweed.
27. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?:
Is the grass in Kentucky an odd shade of blue green in scattered spaces?
28. What do you wear to bed?:
Where am I? What season is it? Who might see me?
29. Been caught stealing?:
Never.
30. Have you ever been on the funny website GoofyAuctions.com?
Huh?
31. Do you truly hate anyone?:
I try not to.
32. Classic rock or rap?:
Classic rock
33. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?:
I'd say young Harrison Ford, but Elizabeth would kill me.
34. Have you ever been punched in the face?:
Um. Don't think so. Have I punched? Not telling.
35. What food do you find disgusting?:
Lamb fries.
36. Do you sing in the shower?:
Sometimes.
37. Did you ever play, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours?"
Not in the traditional sense. I played the chem students version though. "If you show me your organic test, I'll show you mine."
38. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
And to their face and by their side and over the internet and...
39. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?:
Yes. Right is still right no matter if you know them or not.
40. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror?:
*looks wary* Who wants to know?