They should install louder fans in the restrooms here and everywhere. I don't want to hear the details of what's going on in the neighboring stall. And what kind of etiquette is there to public restrooms? Is my anti-social behavior just a missed opportunity to get to know my coworkers better?

Friday I was planning on drinking, but hung with a friend that just decided to quit drinking for a month, so I didn't drink either. Still fun but definitely slightly bummerfied. Saturday I drank with a girl I've kinda been seeing, and got a bad impression she was interested in this other guy that came over. Called after leaving, way drunk, kinda ( Read more... )

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AAAAGGHHHHHH! I got the fucking Black Eyed Peas stuck in my fucking head! I've never seen anyone, ever at work with headphones on but I must listen to something good. Must cleanse of trite pop bullshit! Maybe some Atari Teenage Riot will do after the Dandies.

So a few days ago I went into the men's room at work, and in one of the stalls I noticed some bastard had shat and did not flush, which was whack enough, but I was confused at the lack of presence of toilet paper. Was this person in too big of a hurry to flush or wipe? Was it some anal retentive attorney who was so afraid of germs that they would ( Read more... )

So my new job has you go through all this massively boring training bullshit, and I'm sitting through a tape right now on document production. I'm battling back by zoning out and listening to the song stuck in my head, which actually happens to be good. Hopefully the info on this tape isn't too important.

Oh, and I'm not hungover today!