I was cleaning my basement laundry room/tool area last night, and had set a box down on the ground next to the furnace for throwing trash into ( Read more... )

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Me: I dunno why I have been so blah lately ( Read more... )

One time I woke up at 5AM in a flowerbed outside the Norwegian Food Safety Authority.

I was driving through a rural part of western Maryland, listening to NPR, when a dejected state department official stationed in Iraq to be a part of the "rebuilding" process came on to plug his tell-all book. He started telling these amazing, surreal and frustrating stories of utter stupidity of what he had experienced. I was so riveted that as I ( Read more... )

did you hear about the Gordon Ramsay look-alike dwarf that was eaten by a honey badger?

I haven't updated much about the house renovation, but trust me, there's been a lot of work done ( Read more... )

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Las Vegas is a surreal place. On the streetcorners, there are those free newspaper boxes that in other cities have "apartment for rent" catalogues, but here they're full of catalogs of busty "escorts". Driving around are box trucks plastered with vinyl wrap-around advertisements for more girls hinting at various services ( Read more... )