There is no pie in my house, but there is now PIE here today.

Preterist- lover of the past.
Infundibuliform- having the shape of a funnel or cone. (Go, on, say it aloud. It's funny!)
Estaminet- small bar or cafe. (Where one could presumably buy pie.)

Panglossian
adj.

Blindly or naively optimistic.

From the character Pangloss in Voltaire's Candide.

For my inaugural post, I present to the committee:

daedal adj. - ingeniously contrived or intricate; skillfully and artistically crafted (The etymology of which I'll bet comes from Daedalus and those wings, or I'm not a mythology buff.)

philocubist n. - someone who likes dice games

and

witzelsucht n. - a morbid tendency to pun, make poor jokes ( Read more... )

My contribution?

FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION

the action or habit of judging something to be worthless.

and...

GAZUMP

to unfairly acquire a property by bidding more than an offer that has already been accepted.

Popinjay, n.

A vain, talkative person.

Ahoihoi. I'm new and I bring gifts, or, more precisely, a gift:

Sesquipedalian

n. A long word.

adj.
1. Given to use of long words.
2. Long and ponderous; polysyllabic.

defenestration (noun)
An act of throwing someone or something out of a window.

tocophobia /TOE-koe-foe-bee-uh/ n.

fear of pregnancy or childbirth

kakistocracy /kah-kis-TOK-reh-see/ n.

government by the worst citizens.

satispassion /sat-is-PA-shun/ n.

satisfactory suffering, according to theologists (Latin satis pati = to suffer enough)