WHAT THE FUCK!?!?

FIGHT CLUB + BROADWAY = FIGHT CLUB MUSICAL!!!

INSANESS!!

i wonder if it could even work.
ill still go see it.
why not.
but still..

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

-Oyster

i need to update more.

"dawn of the dead" tonight... hell yeah.

hell yeah.
311 is saturday.
fucking saturday!!
i cant wait.
itll be so bad ass.
i just hope i find good parking.
so fucking excited.

well this blows.
it seems it didnt come on univision.
it come on abc.
fuck.
i missed it.
1 of the 3 people who i was with saw it in spanish.
the other 2 saw it on abc.
and i missed it. completely.
fucking sadness.

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one of the funniest lines ive heard all day.

"fine! i like playing with myself anyway. ill play with myself all day long!"

hi-fucking-larious

ps: just before i updated.

"i had my jimmy whacked eight times last week, bitch."

so how was the first day kids?
did things get better..
or are they still fucked up?

( 311 )

work was tiring.
fuck im tired.
time for sleep.