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[blankversesfic]

So -- question. In the Made for TV movie of this political season, who's going to play the part of Joe the Plumber?

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[fromyourashes]

David Hasselhoff.

[blankversesfic]

Sweet googly christ, he's got to be top-three, at least.

I can see McCain talking to him -- "And can I go for a ride in that funny talkin' car of yours, Joe? Can I, please? And how about a meet up with that blonde lifeguard that you're so friendly with, eh? Eh, friend?"

[fromyourashes]

"C'mon, my friend, we'll knock her up and make her keep the baby, how's that sound to you? And then we'll steal from the poor and keep you rich, so you can have your American Dream, sound good, my friend?"

God, I despise that man.

[truelyesoteric]

Richard Mull? the big baliff from Night Court.