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[blarg_a_narg]

I made an incredably ugly baby today. It was so horrific that my baby-daddy and I named him "Little Troll" I should never have kids.

Also, I was raped during tutorial. Is that Karma for creating such a repulsive human?

I've sneezed about 497,145 times in the last two days. I hate my face.

Comments

[akashta]

We need to work on your hyperboles.