Ground Rules: The first player of this "game" starts with the topic "5 ( Read more... )

A message from Ralph Boozer: I would like to introduce myself as a person who doesn't like very many people. This is especially true when I am on the Internet and people choose to block me after I have conversations with them. Can we be adult about this? How about this approach: "I don't feel like talking to you at the present time, because you ( Read more... )

Ralph Boozer's speculation column idea. What if everyone was a Gnome? Hmm......

Ralph Boozer has just signed a long term deal with Pathetic Sniffling Wuss Magazine worth $3.2 million dollars.
"I am excited," Boozer said. "That is all."

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The Black and Decker Simplistic Man of the Year Awards Canadates Announced this morning by PSWM. Comitteeeeee (Part of the charm) includes Jack Cracker (That's cracker Jack spelled backwards), Dr. Dumbass (prounounced Du Mass), Randy Cokeson (prounounced Coke Son), Jason Brisco (Fucking bastards get off my lawn), and Jake Small (Why does everyone ( Read more... )

In your humble opinions what does the initials JP stand for? We asked Jason Pemberton this morning and he said they are just his last name. We suspect that there is more to it than that. We know there is more to it than that. We want your thoughts though. Please let us know your thoughts. What does it really stand for? Thanks for your interest.

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Pathetic Sniffling Wuss Magazine hired Ralph Boozer yesterday afternoon. Boozer was a writer for Midgets and Morons and Inbreed Jed serving all of Kentucky ( Read more... )