There's no map and a compass wouldn't help at all.

[blasphemy]

Some of my injuries in the last year:

Comments

[zedereza]

Are you really just clumsy or far too active to care?

The toe one makes me wanna wear steel toed boots forever

[blasphemy]

A little of both I'd say. Pain doesn't last forever and I'm not horribly disfigured.

That toe injury is like a flap of flesh. The entire top of the toe was like doorway to bone. Complete with nail slicing action.

[zedereza]

morbid curiosity demands i ask.... how did it happen?

[blasphemy]

I picked up a computer with a panel case. One of the panels wasn't secured. It came down like a guillotine on to my bare foot. I thought the bleeding would never stop.

[8balldecline]

you're disgusting. :[

[blasphemy]

Sorry. I should have put up a girl warning. "If you're a girl, don't look at this 'cause it's disgusting."

I don't think it's disgusting. If you want I could find some pictures that I think are disgusting.

[8balldecline]

excuse me, that's a bit sexist.

[blasphemy]

Not as sexist as google. If you google "she invented" it says Did you mean:
_he_ invented?