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Darling, give me your absence tonight.
Is there somewhere in North Sydney I can get a decent massage that isn't in Berry Square? No happy endings, just decent muscular relief. I'm a world of knotted muscle which is making it hard to sleep. Chewing down the pain killers only does so much. I need the relief and associated euphoria that comes with a good massage ( Read more... ) -
Is that all you need?
So my leave is confirmed and my booking has been made. Which means I'm going skiing in Thredbo to escape the APEC summit. But secretly I just want to make an evil snowman ( Read more... ) -
I don't care where you go you won't get away from me
2:37 is the most depressing movie I've watched this year. It's rated ya'R'gh for pirates. Teenage suicide flick. Australian. Disturbing.
I've been studying all week. Straight through my birthday and out the other side. Now I get to study through the weekend and take my exam monday morning later this week. I'll be glad to be back at work solving ( Read more... ) -
Let's conspire to re-ignite all the souls that would die just to feel alive.
So there I was walking through the Devonshire St tunnel. Out of nowhere I hear a clydsedale coming up behind me at full trot. I braced for impact as I turned around to face it. In that moment, an epiphany - it was just a portly woman in heels about to miss her train. Oh was my face red ( Read more... ) -
Cold cold nights under chrome and glass.
This song is by David Bowie. It has been remixed by Danny Lohner. It has backup vocals by Maynard and has been worked on by John Frusciante. Hot damn, it is the sex. This song is everything music should be. It makes me love David Bowie in a way that a therapist would consider to be sick and wrong. What I'm trying to say is listen to it, go on. ;p ( Read more... ) -
I came here expecting next to nothing. So thank you for being that kind of girl.
The unstoppable force that is my hair has taken charge. Well, not unstoppable and not with any real force... more like... sneaking out of my head at a negligible rate. Regardless of how you word it, it's a little too long and needs to be cut.
I've been doing the math and it looks like it would take around about 78 pills of Neurofen plus for the ( Read more... ) -
Is everything speeding up or am I slowing down?
Ironing things doesn't come naturally to me. Instructions have been given, websites have been referenced. My destiny is paying a dry cleaner to press my shirts because of my own inability. This is surely a major failing in life. Combined with my inability to cook I'm not much of a wife. Eh, at least I put out.
I'm so incredibly doped up on cold and ( Read more... ) -
Come ride with me through the veins of history.
I haven't been properly sick for over a year now. Self inflicted injuries don't count. I've outgrown asthma as well. I'm a fine specimen of a healthy human which leaves me feeling quite content ( Read more... ) -
I thought I was a fool for no-one. Oh baby I'm a fool for you.
I'm without boss lady for two weeks. I must try not to break anything (or else I'll have to fix it).
Just like the rest of you, I have a bookface. With that bookface come 5 friends, woo. My sister hasn't even authorised me. No love ( Read more... ) -
They say the wretched get their kingdom. Bring it on, it's my time, let's go, we all die.
For all lovers of Ferris Bueller's Day Off have a read of this article. It made me perk up a little more than coffee could this morning.
Tax is the bane of my existence. Money returned should feel like more of a reward when I've worked to wrestle it out of greedy government fingers. But the effort it takes to find those little bits of paper combined ( Read more... )