Underwear that's Soft to Ware!

[blastedheath]

realinterrobang and I were discussing the baffling existence of Brazilian bikini waxing, and how the Patriarchy's hidden rules were an EULA that she refused to accept.  This turned into me imagining underwear packaged with the shrink-wrap EULAs that Microsoft and others are so fond of:

BY WEARING THESE GARMENTS, YOU AGREE TO...

1) Never do anything that your mother

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[realinterrobang]

3) To use these underwear only as intended by the manufacturer -- placing on heads, dangling from telephone wires, or deliberate cross-dressing are strictly prohibited.

4) Refrain from reverse-engineering or making unauthorized copies of these garments.