[video]

[blastiafreak]

[A surprised yelp, splintering wood, and at least a dozen candies in rainbow colours rolling across the floor greet the video.

Rita herself is sticking out of a hole in the wooden floor, her entire torso below her shoulders lost from view. Something small, pink, and blob-like scurries around in the background, but Rita ignores it in favour of

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Voice

[eagleofautozam]

[An old adversary… trapped in the floor… surrounded by colorful candy…?

What was this even… ]

Is this some kind of new curse?

[blastiafreak]

--Huh?

[That voice--Oh hell.

Rita glares daggers at the device, which is on the floor and too far out of her reach to turn it off.]

You need to ask?! O-of course it's a curse! [Probably. Maybe.]

[eagleofautozam]

I haven’t heard anyone else mentioning…

[What to call this? Becoming stuck in the floor? Drowning in candy…? Little adorable pink creatures…? ]

…this particular kind of curse before.

[blastiafreak]

Maybe everyone else was just lucky!

[Punctuated by slamming another fist on the floor...and a few candies go rolling by.]

audio

[renegare]

...wasted on a herbivore.

[blastiafreak]

Does this look like it has anything to do with herbivores, idiot?

[renegare]

I see two.

[blastiafreak]

Hey, I don't know about that thing, but I'm not an herbivore!

[--Wait]

And what's the big deal about that, anyway?!

[knifecushion]

[.....oh. what have we here.]

Where'd the hole come from?

[blastiafreak]

[Certainly not more mocking material. None at all.]

Who cares where it came from? Just forget it!

[knifecushion]

[funny you should say that.]

It was a relevant question, since you're stuck in the hole.

[blastiafreak]

[Because it's absolutely true...right...]

I--I'm not stuck!

[srslynotguy]

Not inside the house, please!

[ D: Fire spell?! ]

[blastiafreak]

And what about my research?!

[Guess what that small explosion and rumbling in the study was caused by...]

[srslynotguy]

What research were you conducting...?

[blastiafreak]

Blastia research, of course! If that thing eats it...

[selenoscape]

R-Rita! What are you doing?

[blastiafreak]

What does it look like-[Wait, don't answer that.]

I'm not letting a monster eat my research!

[selenoscape]

But you can't use artes like that in the house!

[blastiafreak]

...I-it's just one hole in the wall. The house is still standing, isn't it?