ugh. i wish i'd never have to go to another random keg party.

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Fantastic time tonight. Ian got so drunk that we couldn't keep him under control. I had to turn on the child safety locks on the rear doors and lock the windows. It literally took us 15 minutes to get him in the car. i started getting phone calls like "where the fuck are you? were waiting at the entrance and the cops just pulled up??" meanwhile ( Read more... )

yea so i went to eat lunch at Will's school the other day. I'm sitting at a really looong table in the cafateria surrounded by like eight to the power of one thousand 7-year olds when i feel something on my shoulder. I turn around and look down at this little girl exclaiming in this cute little high pitched squeal "i can spell your name!!!!!! J-A-N ( Read more... )

dear girls,
why must you make this a living hell? seriously, just wanna MAKE OUT with a cute girl. Should it not be extremely depressing that i can't even find this?? whatever

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NEW PHONE

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I just had to bring it back..
I had too much fun last year.
I'm doing it for you guys

I cannot believe i'm just now getting home.. I just made the >>>worst<<< peanut butter and jelly sandwich ever. I don't even know how that's possible. My roomates alarm clock BLARING 5:45am as I walk through the door. and OF COURSE my battery HAS to be low right now.. BECAUSE BY ALL MEANS, IF WE CAN GET MORE than one annoying noise going on at once ( Read more... )