Tell me lies tell me sweet little lies

[blazing_jezebel]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now (even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a completely made up, fictional memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - but it has to be fake.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your LJ and see what your friends come up with

Comments

[jjkeeling]

Hey, how about that time right after we graduated that we decided to go skinny dipping in Lake Watauga? It was beautiful that night in the light of the Parthenon, but those mutant fish sure like going places we don't want them to, don't they? The funniest part was when that goose bit you on the nipple! You didn't think that would ever heal up! But the park rangers sure got a laugh. Ahh, good times!

[blazing_jezebel]

Oh, I know! We were so drunk though that when I woke up in the morning I had no idea why my nipple felt like it was going to fall off. It slowly came back to me, but for a while there I thought I must've at least gotten laid for my trouble. Alas, no, it was just an angry goose.

[agnosticprophet]

Okay. I have to admit, the way you handled the lasers was pretty slick, and I don't know WHAT you said to those dobermans, but you should have TOLD me the chewing gum thing didn't work. I fell asleep during that episode of Myth Busters. And really, what sort of sadistic asshole puts a twenty minute delay on their traps? I think maybe I should have dealt with the security guard and you should have been the one to get the damn case open. Well, maybe not; I can make a fortune off what I filmed before you knocked the poor guy out. I don't need a fortune now, though. I'm sitting here with fifty pounds of sparkly history on my lap, and I can't even get out to enjoy it. Please. Get a crowbar. Come back and let me out; I think he's waking up...

[blazing_jezebel]

Oops, sorry. Be right there. Just let me finish my martini.

[anonymous]

I remember the rain and the tears