Girls just wanna have fun.
Earlier today things were at near catastrophe levels between my mom and I.
It was.
But she came over and we discussed her needs.
And then I saw and opportunity to help her have a smile, so I did that.
We played DRESS UP!!!
I tossed her a dress, fixed up her hair, and put a light touch of make up on her.
Then I had her sit in front of my computer. she had no idea what was going on. Just...tolerating it.
Then...
I opened the web cam program and told her to have a look at herself.
She was happy for an instant.
And then she wasn't.
She picked on herself.
I called her on it, and dared her to be nice to that chick on the computer.
She rose to the challenge.
And then I dressed up as Amy Winehouse, and had rock star sex with the Bman.
It was.
But she came over and we discussed her needs.
And then I saw and opportunity to help her have a smile, so I did that.
We played DRESS UP!!!
I tossed her a dress, fixed up her hair, and put a light touch of make up on her.
Then I had her sit in front of my computer. she had no idea what was going on. Just...tolerating it.
Then...
I opened the web cam program and told her to have a look at herself.
She was happy for an instant.
And then she wasn't.
She picked on herself.
I called her on it, and dared her to be nice to that chick on the computer.
She rose to the challenge.
And then I dressed up as Amy Winehouse, and had rock star sex with the Bman.