[GIRLS GONE POGLE]

[blazinglizard]

[SO. Char's finally figured out that all these random critters running around the place are not intruders and/or snacks, but students and/or staff. Naturally, he decided that he hasn't been nearly enough of an insufferable douche lately and he needs to STEP IT UP.

Selene, Lash, Sabrina, Kumatora, Peach, Nailah, and Samus: as the ladies-turned-

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[blazinglizard]

[Wait what the hell does physics have to do with-- OH. That. Oh. FINALLY, IT CLICKS.]

...Coach?!

[fire_pawnch]

[Falcon shrugs. He is already choosing what color marker he's going to use to record said F in his gradebook.]

[blazinglizard]

[Falcon that is a LOW-DOWN DIRTY MOVE you had a deal with him]

Christ, you shoulda told me who you were sooner! I thought you were just some pants-on-head retarded chicken.

[And now for a stroke of BRILLIANT DETECTIVE REASONING on Char's part. If the Blaziken is Falcon, then the Charizard...]

...If you ain't really a Pokemon, then what are you hittin' on a Charizard for? I ain't here to judge your kinks or nothin', but that's pretty damn gross.

[MUST JUST BE A NORMAL CHARIZARD HURR HURR.]

[fire_pawnch]

[YEAH WELL that was before you gave them a pregnancy scare.

Falcon just kind of stares at Char for a few long moments why are you so dumb. Here is another message in the dirt.]

NOT A CHARIZARD.

[POIGNANT STARE]

[blazinglizard]

[BLANK STARE]

[fire_pawnch]

[At this point Falcon things that Char is either really dumb or just stringing him along. Either are distinct possibilities. This is a Blaziken facepalming.]

SAMUS

[blazinglizard]

[Char looks down at the dirtscrawl. And stares a bit. And stares some more. He manages to keep a poker face for about four more seconds, before it becomes obvious that this startling new revelation is terribly funny and he is doing his best not to laugh like a middle schooler.]

[fire_pawnch]

[Falcon is a little less amused. At the very least, he hopes Char will GET IT NOW and do the aforementioned backing off. Right now, though, he is looking at the student with an expression (or rather, body language because bird faces are not particularly good at expressions) that clearly says "DO YOU GET IT NOW".]

[blazinglizard]

Shit, coach, I dunno what you're so worked up about. I hit on her just as much when she's human. Lighten up, it don't mean nothin'.

[YEAH CHAR THAT WILL MAKE HIM FEEL LOADS BETTER.]

[fire_pawnch]

[CHAR YOU ARE AN ASS]

EGGS

sob i have no human icons sob

[blazinglizard]

[Oh right. Those.]

Not bad, huh? You actually thought they were mine, didn't ya?

Re: sob i have no human icons sob

[fire_pawnch]

WE STOMPED ON THEM

SPARED THE WORLD YOUR RETARD SPAWN

[blazinglizard]

[Haw haw Falcon you are SO FUNNY]

Yeah, that's actually pretty messed up, Coach. Y'don't go stompin' people babies in your free time, do ya?

[OH NO WAIT HE PROBABLY DOES]

[fire_pawnch]

[FALCON CARES NOT FOR YOUR RETARD SPAWN]

ONLY YOURS