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[blckmagicwoman]

Woke up at about 4:30 this morning with an alarming sensationg that something was very VERY wrong. After a couple seconds of panic I realized the sensation was coming from my left ear. THERE WAS SOMETHING CRAWLING AROUND IN THERE. After more panicking and some vomiting, I got the thing out by sticking my head under the shower head and flooding my

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[infestacool]

wow. Thats one of the scariest things i've ever heard. Congrats on that atleast.

[roxie_radiogal]

It was an earwig....

[blckmagicwoman]

actually, contrary to popular belief earwigs don't burrow into peoples ears at all. What ever was in my ear was too small to be an earwig and it didn't have the right coloring or the pincher thingies. Thats what I though at first too. God bless the internet!

[iiviioran]

200 xp

you made the fort save but failed the will against fear

[blckmagicwoman]

nerd!

[beowulf716]

It's like that night gallery episode.