As soon as my student loan comes through, i'm buying a ticket to see Girls Aloud.

A short (true) story about my teeth.

My front right tooth: White Heat the other week, dancing on stage. Take a sip out of my beer bottle and some fucking dick smacks into me, smashing the beer bottle into my teeth and chipping my tooth, as well as taking a huge chunk out of the back.

My front left tooth: Victoria station, women's toilets. My ( Read more... )

This morning, I woke up and ate a huge cookie Lou and I made last night. The best cookie, but also the least sensible thing to eat first thing in the morning, EVER.

My hair is so short, it sticks up like a baby owl.

I have spent most of the afternoon reading McFly porn: http://www.freewebs.com/maxcalibur/theusualreceipe.htm

My favourite McFly is actually Dougie.

I've realised i have nothing to say in here anymore. The internet just doesn't seem as important to me as it once did. Who cares if i went to some club, or bought a new top or whatever? It's all bullshit. And pointless.

I can't find anything i want to wear. I hate all my clothes. So i'm going to stay at home and sulk. The end.

How do i create my own shop on ebay? And will you buy my clothes? (Note: they're pretty.)

PS, is there anything going on in London town tonight? Dance, dance, daannnccceee.

What's your name and how old are you and do you have an interesting fact about yourself?

- I'm Katie, hi, and i'm 20 years young. I can touch my nose with my tongue. I can, also, get it past my chin. This makes some boys excited.

Everyone on my list must do this or you are DELETED, BITCH. I did this once before but, yknow, that was ages ago ( Read more... )

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My alarm clock has somehow failed to wake me every morning at 10am, meaning i have missed every episode of Sunset Beach so far. Kill me now because life clearly isn't worth living ( Read more... )