Failure!!! aka: Insensical Ramblings

[bldy_cute_molly]

Scrawled in a loose hand on the pages of a maimed and singed oilcloth-wrapped journal. It's cover and page margins are scrawled over with doodles of kittens. Some of these are, unfortunately, pink.

The handwriting on this entry is particularly bad. It doesn't follow the lines, jumps around the page randomly, and the writing in some places is gouged

Comments

[bldy_cute_molly]

But I'm feeling MUUUUUCH better now.

[rta_mostyn]

Does this mean it's safe to stop by the shop, and does not require that I hide behind someone large on the way in before attempting to address you?

[bldy_cute_molly]

It's safe! I'm gentle as a kitten now. Just terribly, terribly embarassed. Large personages to hide behind would be an entirely optional accessory.

[rta_mostyn]

That's very good, as the nearest large personage to hide behind available at the embassy is somewhat busy at the moment with this whole Leviathan thing.

[addison_rta]

Uh, eek.

*hide under bed*

[roxy_lovelace]

You said cookies would save us!

[bldy_cute_molly]

They lied about other things. I'm positive they had to've lied about the cookies!

[addison_rta]

Well, yes. How is this a lie? Cookies save everything!

[glanworth_rta]

...

Funny, don't feel dead.

[bldy_cute_molly]

And glad I am to hear it!

The voices in my head appear to have been giving me information of a less-than-truthful nature. What they lacked in veracity they made up for in insistence.

And you cannot imagine the headache they left me as a going away present!

[roxy_lovelace]

Dead Glanworth would be...bad.

[lucy_r2a]

So, er, a good time was had by all?

[bldy_cute_molly]

It's not a proper outing until everything gets sprayed with ichor and someone loses their marbles!

...Tell me again why it is I do this sort of thing?

[lucy_r2a]

Presumably because it's fun?

Or, well. Because it's excellent training for becoming an adventuress, evil or otherwise?

[callisto_rta]

Do I need to smack you in the head and knock the voices loose?

[bldy_cute_molly]

That could come in handy more often than one might think.

[callisto_rta]

With you...nothing surprises me.