Paper Cut

[bldy_cute_molly]

Molly closes the door as her employer leaves and turns to take a good look around her new office. She walks over to the filing cabinet, pulls a bottle and glass out of the “R” drawer and takes a seat at her desk to pour. Leaning back in her chair, balancing it on its back two legs and tossing her feet up onto the desk, she takes a sip, settles the

Comments

[glanworth_rta]

Dammit, I already have your Nigelmas gift taken care of, and the Autoclerk is going to someone else.

[bldy_cute_molly]

No worries, love. I do believe you've taught me well. I'll show the in-box who's in charge here, soon enough.

And if all else fails, knives'll work on paper nearly as well as they do on tentacle monsters. Won't they?

[cyrus_rta]

...knives'll work on paper nearly as well as they do on tentacle monsters. Won't they?

That's been my experience.

Which reminds me, I need to get a new desk.

[bldy_cute_molly]

*Molly jerks her feet off the desk and rubs it shiny with her sleeve.*

This was your desk?! Should've figured that.
I...will be certain to move the papers off it before commencing with any stabbing, Sir.