( I hate memes, but everyone on my flist did this one and I want to stay in the cool crowd. )

You know how when you run into someone you haven't seen in a really long time and you're friends but don't really have too much in common and after saying "Hi" and "how's it going?" and the regular conversation-opening banter you just sort of fall into an uncomfortable silence and stand there scratching yourselves and wishing something interesting ( Read more... )

I just stepped on an open stapler. That's the kind of shit that really breaks your concentration when you're trying to write an essay.

This is the transcript of the cockpit voice recorder recovered from Flight 93.

( The following may disturb you. )

slinky + escalator

Don't Shoot the Puppy!

The moment you've all been waiting for.

I, for one, will be at the theater on day one.

It sure is nice to see young couples in love. I hope they have a nice honeymoon.

Apparently this sort of thing is less uncommon than one might imagine.

Here.

Then here.

Then here.

Huh.