Half of my baby:
She looks like a cross between Mao Tse Tung and ET, and I love her more than anything that's ever existed. For more glorious ninja baby action, here's a wee movie of her, hicupping:
Full details of the events preceding this will follow, but righ now I haven't slept in days and the dog's having some kind of nervous breakdown. Thanks to everyone who's wished us well - sorry for simply not having the sufficient mental resources to reply.