A Purely Pimpy Post

[bledel]

This is a test of the emergency pimping system.
Were it real, many men wearing feathers in their hats and brightly colored suits would be dancing around your computer at this very moment.

She's great! She's amazing! She can combust at will! Everyone add Miss Keiko Agena to your list. Because if you don't, I will....do something. Not sure

Comments

[miss_keiko]

You! I *love* you. In a way that only a 'ho can love her pimp (is that pimpstress? pimpette?). I'm gonna give you a pony.

[bledel]

*laughs* I love *you* too! My bi-yatch. *covers my mouth with both hands* Did I say that?
A pony! I will love it and squeeze it and call it George...I mean, Trickles.
*hugs* What would I do without my Keik-ho?

[miss_keiko]

Dude. I love ya, but you can't call the pony George. I'm pretty sure it's a chick. You'll give it a complex. And don't even think of complaining about "challenging the patriarchy" and "societal norms." If your folks had called you Howard, you'd have pulled a Good Son before you hit double digits.

[macaulay_c]

Or Henry. Not that being called the actual name is the reason for doing the Good Son thing, but it might..contribute..
*doesn't know why he's lurking so early*