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`` the floor caught fire! ``

Ahahaha! John and I are hanging out tomorrow which is so totally awesome! <333333 I'm so excited! We just talked for 9 minutes! Dude, that's, like, the longest ever! I'm so eeeek about it! It's way cool! I sound like a total valley girl. We haven't hung out in such a long time. He's been really busy and I have to work ( Read more... )

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`` retrace the steps as if we forgot, say you won't care ( Read more... )

`` so pace the stairs to your apartment like that's where you want to be ( Read more... )

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`` everything's gonna crash and break ( Read more... )

Hey. Wow... Um... I ended up getting really sick after my last entry. I puked and had this horrible migraine and called in to work! Man, I made $135 this past paycheck! It was rad. At Khols, I bought this turquoise-like shirt that I <3 and these two pairs of jeans that were buy one, get one free. So, yeah... That was $66. And then something else ( Read more... )

`` I've been denied all the best ultra sex ( Read more... )