SLAY THE DRAGON

[bleedafiblack]

God I really am against recapping but FUCK IT ...
On the EVE of WEDNESDAYYYYY jon jack and dannn came over my house after school and stuff, basicly sat in my living room and made me die of insane laughter... one word... PUDDING ...
On the Night of WEDNESDAYYYYYYY I went over my lesbian lover's house with the lovely eilis <3 some manly stories were

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[inraincoats]

47 > 2
what the fuck i'm going to kill myself!

yells from upstairs: "DON'T WORRY I AM OK"
how glorious

[bleedafiblack]

haha i love the math usage
[uh wantagh/world whore]

lmao when you left my mom was like "what the fuck was that girl doing in your room" hahahahaha
oh you know you love to be kosher

[chip_an_dale]

wow, um...ok just wow...yeah wow...you've lost it...oh man on christmas eve, i fell off my grandmas roof...i fogot to tell you that when i called you around 11...oh and when i called you around 11 this girl i was chilling with was like WHOS THAT AHHH and she was freaking out so i was like, it was your worst nightmare and then she mumbled like a satanic chant and made herself oatmeal...dont ask

[bleedafiblack]

haha have i dale? have i really?

oh me oh my.. i'm going to ask... who the fuckk was that... satanic chant? i AM satan bitch...
oatmeal? this chick is HARDCORE
<3

[bleedafiblack]

lmfao... dirt biker?
i'm not steve hall

whatever queer

[yourfaceiscute]

we are VERY good friends.

<3<3 bernie <3<3

Re: whatever queer

[bleedafiblack]

oh kill me now

<3<3 julie <3<3

[dualmynx]

well

i had fun letting the blood flow to my brain

crap where am i

SLAY THE DRAGON!

[bleedafiblack]

haha im glad you did

FINISH HIM

[___burningyears]

"Maybe hes not that into you" - Book written for all pathetic singles, making you realize that men are foul, heartless, sex-obsessed beings. My love for that book is unexplainable. <33

[bleedafiblack]

oh em my love for you is unexplainable... i was taught many lessons by that book <33