Limericks

[bleeding_aurora]

 Yeah, my roommate and I've been looking at limericks. Here are some that I really like so far.

This one's pretty silly, but I thought it was cute.

In a castle that had a deep moat
Lived a chicken a duck and a goat.
They wanted to go out 
And wander about
But all they needed was a boat.

This one is so true. Yay! College jokes

There once was an old man of

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[killbunniesdead]

I found this one in a required reading book for my poetry class have fun!

There was a young man of Nantucket
Whose prick was so long he could suck it
He said, with a grin
As he wiped of his chin:
'If my ear were a cunt, I could fuck it,'

[bleeding_aurora]

Hahah lol. It's funny how that was actually in your textbook.