surveys and shit.
[Jul. 9th, 2003|08:02 pm]
:: about YOU! ::
-->b a s i c s
:what's your name?? Linzi
:spell it backwards! Iznil
:when were you born? 19 years ago.
:zodiac sign? cancer.
:any nicknames? chizard, wife, loser.
:place of birth: Seoul, S Korea
:current location: phx, arizona
:age: 19
:screename[s]: bleeding_indigo, chinkyfriedrice
:and what does that sn mean? um, bleeding_indigo came from lyrics and chinkyfriedrice came from high school nicknames
:what is the *secret* behind your lj name? i bleed indigo. shhh.
:any pets? i have a son
-->a p p e a r a n c e
:height: about 5'3"
:weight: weight < 5,000 lbs.
:hair color: black/brown/blonde/red. um, yeah.
:hair length: medium-ish. shoulder-length.
:eye color: Dark brown. Lotus_eater has pretty sounding eyes.
:glasses/contacts? yes
:shoe size: 6 1/2
:pant size: it depends.
:righty/lefty/ambi? right
:whatcha wearin? boxers, tank top
:listening to? "december" by david gray
:watching? nothing
:eating & drinking? nothing
:: your FAVORITES! ::
-->e n t e r t a i n m e n t
:actor[s]: Dennis Hoffman, Orlando Bloom, Justin Theroux
:movie[s]: Mulholland Drive, The Matrix, It's a Wonderful Life
:actress[es]: Sandra Bullock, Judy Garland, Angelina Jolie
:movie[s] starring that actress: Easter Parade, Gia, Mulholland Drive (Justin Theroux)
:movie you own: Mulholland Drive
:place to rent movies: Blockbuster
:comedy movie[s]: Charlie's Angels, Drop Dead Gorgeous
:horror/suspense movie[s]: 28 days later, Charade
:feel-good movie[s]: It's a Wonderful Life
:romantic-comedy movie[s]: While You Were Sleeping
:romance movie[s]: Roman Holiday
:movie[s] that ALWAYS makes you cry: none.
:animated movie[s]: Shrek, Beauty and the Beast
:movie[s] with the sexiest men/women: Coyote Ugly. Practical Magic. Lord of the Rings (i like the small ones....)
:3-hr long movie[s]: I don't know....
:sci-fi movie[s]: Matrix....I can't think of any else. 28 days later? X-men?
:classic movie[s]: there are too many.
:disney character: Belle from Beauty and the Beast. Or Aurora from sleeping beauty. or...not ariel. not jasmine. jasmine was a stupid bitch.
:comedian: Margaret Cho
:tv show[s]: none really - Alias, if anything
:tv character: Sidney Bristow, i guess
:night to watch tv: I don't really watch tv.
:tv show[s] when you were a kid: batman, father dowling mysteries, the new adventures of lois and clark. i didn't really watch tv a lot then, either.
:cartoon show: I don't watch that much tv.
:cartoon character: this is a stupid survey.
:band[s]: bran van, bright eyes, death cab, jeff healey, stargazer lily, the cardigans, velvet underground
:singer[s]: Mary Lou Lord, Emm Gryner, Leona Naess, Joni Mitchell, Paul Ochs, embracing decline. :)
:song[s]: Polaroids - Shawn Colvin, Iowa - Dar Williams, Shelter from the Storm - Bob Dylan
:cd of all time: bah. i don't know.
-->f o o d
:breakfast meal: tofu shake with granola
:lunch meal: anything that sounds good.
:dinner meal: BATTERED CORN AND VEGETABLE SOUP!
:healthy snack: tofu shake with granola
:fruit: strawberries (?)
:vegetable: i don't know
:cereal: something sugary
:candy: i don't know
:guilty pleasure: alizee.
:salad dressing: honey mustard
:ice cream flavor: cherry jubilee
:dessert: anything that is not questionable thai food throw-up
:restaurant[s]: golden triangle....other such places.
:fast food restaurant: none, i think
:drink [non-alcoholic]: lemon water, iced tea
:drink [alcoholic]: none, i think
:hot drink: coffee
:starbucks drink: whatever they give me for free
-->r a n d o m
:school subject: philosophy
:teacher: Grimes
:book[s]: Breakfast at Tiffany's
:animal: dogs that are alive
:sport [to watch]: soccer
:sport [to play]: soccer
:sport team: the 1999 women's us soccer team
:magazine: Spin. Rolling Stone.
:newspaper: ny times
:season: fall/winter
:car[s]: environment friendly ones that are small and run.
:vacation getaway: anywhere with friends
:place to live [ideally]: Toronto
:southern state [there is only one answer to this]: Georgia, because katia is there. otherwise...i don't think any of them. maybe florida? there is disneyworld there.
:country [besides the usa]: Canada, Australia, New Zealand, England, Switzerland.
:name[s] for a girl: Jordan, Grace
:name[s] for a boy: Liam, Noel (yes, oasis offspring)
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:place[s] to shop: amoeba, cheap places, buffalo exchange
:mall: Chandler, I guess
:chain store[s]: Best Buy
:non-chain store[s]: buffalo exchange
:boutique[s]: sure.
:brand[s] of shoes: rocket dog, i guee
:brand[s] of jeans: whatever fits
:brand[s] of pants: see above
:brand[s] of shirts: something decent that fits
:brand[s] of dresses: whatever fits
:brand[s] for lounging: ?
:brand[s] for bags: whatev, yo
favorite...
:shoes you own: rocket dog
:jeans you own: the ones that are ripped up because i wear them so much
:pants you own: my new linen ones
:t-shirt[s] you own: my wimpy shirt
:sweater[s] you own: the green one.
:jacket[s] you own: I don't think i own any jackets. OH WAIT - I guess that beige one.
:sneakers you own: the old ones.
:bag[s] you own: my only one.
:designer[s]: bah - not up on that kind of thing.
:model[s]: i dunno
:ad campaign[s]: i dunno
:winter accessory: hat
:spring accessory: glasses
:summer accessory: a shirt
:fall accessory: hat
:actress[es] with the best fashion taste: julia stiles...?
:actor[s] with the best fashion taste: brad pitt
:classic fashion icon[s]: Audrey Hepburn
:: your FUTURE! ::
-->e d u c a t i o n / j o b
:gpa [approximately]: somewhere between 3.0 and 4.1. :)
:schools on your college list [top choices]: I'll put my study abroad picks: Middlesex University, University of Auckland, Semester at Sea
:where do you want to go/are you going to college? abroad.
:sport[s] played/want to play: basketball, track, volleyball, soccer, thumb wrestling
:club[s] you participate/want to participate in: bglad, psychology club, something good and fun
:any community service?: I've done church work, habitat for humanity, I've fed the homeless, five years work with kids with speech delay, four years work with kids with autism, helped coach a soccer team
:what do you want to major in?: Philosophy, Literary Character Development, Creative Writing
:minor?: Spanish
:graduate school?: yes
:ideal job[s]: I don't know yet.
-->l o v e & m a r r i a g e
:describe your ideal husband: an impotent deaf/mute
:give him a job! a multi-billionaire on the brink of sure death
:where do you want to get married? in his hospital room
:honeymoon? somewhere overseas and by myself
:where do you want to live? Toronto
:describe your ideal house: something nice. I like infinity edge pools. I want to hire an architect.
:how many kids do you want? a whole baseball team's worth
:name them! didn't i already answer this question?
:what will you dress them in [a question only becca would ask :)]? love
:would you rather have more boys or girls? i don't care
:: your FRIENDS! ::
-->b a s i c s
:best friend[s] at school: bah, I like my school friends - there are too many
:best friend[s] outside of school: bah, I like my outside of school friends - there are too many
:best lj friend[s]: i dunno
:friend[s] you've known the longest: chelsea
-->s u p e r l a t i v e s
:best dressed: Cori, Gabby, Genevieve, Sarah
:funniest: I dunno...
:smartest: Sarah, Toffler, Megan, Ingrid
:most likely to succeed: Cori, Ingrid
:most likely to be famous: Claire
:most likely to become the president: Sarah
:most conservative: Chelsea
:most liberal: Khandle
:class clown: Kate
:best laugh: Gabby
:biggest klutz: Simon, Mary
:most talkative: ...i dunno...
:most athletic: Gabby
:biggest movie slut: Courtney
:: random STUFF! ::
-->w h a t i f ?
:if you had $10,000,000, what would you do with it? Invest, go to school, take my friends on trips, buy my family gifts, donate and probably fall onto a slippery slope of wasteful spending. In that order.
:if you could meet three dead people, who would they be? Lao Tzu, Judy Garland, my family
:three that are still kickin'? Richard Rorty, Sandra Bullock, Mary Lou Lord
:if you could marry one person, dead or alive, who would it be? I'm already married (x3)
:if you could pick famous people to be your parents, who would they be? Sandra Bullock, Richard Rorty
:if they made a movie of your life, who would you like to play you? Someone korean.
:if you were stranded on a desert island, what would you bring?
-member of the opposite sex? Richard Rorty
-cd? probably something i burned
-movie? Mulholland Drive
-book? Breakfast at Tiffany's
-food? battered corn
:if you could change one thing about your life, what would it be? mirrors
-->a l m o s t d o n e
:so what'd you think of the survey? it's too long
:what do you think of the [gorgeoushotsexyfunnyloveablesmartperfect] creator of the survey? I don't know her.
:if you could give her excellency anything, what would it be? repetition
HAVE YOU EVER...
1. Kissed your cousin: no
2. Ran away: no
3. Pictured your crush naked: heh
5. Broken someone's heart: or so i'm told.
6. Been in love: I think so.
7. Cried when someone died: no.
8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: yes
9. Broken a bone: no.
11. Lied: yes
12. Cried in school: no.
WHICH IS BETTER:
13. Coke or Pepsi: coke
14. Sprite or 7UP: sprite
15. Girls or Guys: girls
16. Flowers or Candy: flowers
17. Scruff or Clean shaved: depends on the face
19. Blondes or Brunettes: either. brunettes.
20. Bitchy or Slutty: heh. bitchy.
21. Tall or Short: tall
22. Pants or Shorts: pants
WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX:
23: What do you notice first: what they look like
24. Last person you slow danced with: eric the nice boy. whoa. that's a long time ago.
25. Worst Question To Ask: bah. i don't know.
THE LAST TIME YOU...
26. Showered: 3 hours, 40 minutes ago
27. Had Sex: ......define "sex".
WHAT IS (your favorite)...
29. Your Good Luck Charm: myself.
30. Person You Hate Most: myself
31. Best Thing That Has Happened: i was born
32. Colors: blue
33. Movie: mulholland drive
36. Cars: something environment friendly. Like that car that runs on vegetable oil.
37. Ice Cream: cherries, shortbread
39. Season: fall/winter
40. Breakfast Food: coffee. or nothing.
WHO:
43. Makes you laugh the most: kellen
45. Can make you feel better no matter what: kellen
46. Has A Crush On You: um. i don't know of anybody.
47. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: yes.
48. Who Has it easier? Girls or Guys?: guys
50. Gives you A Funny Feeling When You See Them: ...I don't know... teehee
DO YOU EVER:
50. Sit by the phone waiting for a phone call all night: yes
51. Save MSN conversations: yes
52. Save Emails: yes
53. Wish you were someone else: sometimes when i'm especially sad. but not normally.
54. Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: frequently.
57. Perfume: linzi perfume.
58. Kiss: yes
59. Romantic memory: "Do you ever romantic memory....?
HAVE YOU:
61. Fallen for your best friend?: yes
62. Made out with JUST a friend?: yes
63. Been rejected: no
64. Been in love?: it must have been love, but it's over now
65. Been in lust?: yes
66. Used someone?: yes
67. Been used?: yes
68. Cheated on someone?: yes
69. Been cheated on?: yes
70. Been kissed?: yes
71. Done something you regret?: not really. i mean, in the short term, sure - but once it's over and done with...regret is kind of silly. maybe.
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
72. You touched?: Pam the hottie hot hot waxer lady.
73. You talked to?: Pat.
74. You hugged?: Kate
75. You instant messaged?: Cori
76. You kissed?: my dog.
78. You yelled at?: my mom
80. Who broke your heart?: that's kind of personal, no?
81. Who told you they loved you?: um...my family, and kate and kellen and katia and cori and gabby and eric the pervert and eric the nice boy and patrick the fuckface and mary. i think that's it.
DO YOU...
82. Color your hair? highlights
83. Have tattoos? no
84. Have piercings? ears
85. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend? no
86. Own a webcam? yes
87. Own a thong? yes
88. Ever get off the damn computer? not really
89. Sprechen Sie Deutsch? no...
90. Habla espanol? a little bit. not really
91. Quack?: rarely.
HAVE YOU / DO YOU / ARE YOU...
92. Stolen anything? yes
93. Smoke? on occassion
94. Schizophrenic? not yet
95. Obsessive? yes
96. Compulsive? yes
97. Obsessive compulsive? some people think so
98. Panic? yes
99. Anxiety? yes
100. Depressed? i don't think so
there once was a pirate from penzance
who couldn't get his two feet to dance
forever he tried
until he died
i heard he's buried somewhere in france
his first love he found living right by his side
a then bonnie parker to his scruffy clyde
but alas, it didn't last
the roles were terribly miscast
And so outward he went onto the ocean, out with the tide
A year at sea went by so very fast
our pirate learned how to dodge his past
on new year's eve
he befriended a guy named steve
and together they sailed the ocean, vast
the next gal he loved was dutchess genevieve
who told him her hand was taken, he couldn't believe
so onward he sailed
though his feet cried and wailed
They lost her toes to that bastard fake fuck, steve
So he figured in dancing he had failed
until he met a blonde who had also bailed
a city life she sought
a soul that boredom never caught
port-to-port the "dynamic dancing duo" were hailed
but she soon got tired of the whole lot
he offered her treasure but her time could not be bought
tracing herself backwards across the sea
she had that fateful cup of tea
and ultimately wedded a man known to father mutated tots
"That ruffian steve, again?! How can this be?
he is no better looking than me!"
now quite the mad man
he stayed up all night doing the can can
plotting how he'd get steve to repay those hefty over due fees
he found steve's house and yelled, "come out and fight like a man!
stop hiding behind your wives like a barbarian!"
so out steve came with an AK-47
two legs became eleven
our pirate's ego was so shamed, he changed his name to stan
no-legged stan hoped his bottom half is in heaven
'cause at this point in our story his top half was to sin
the thought was to slit his own throat
upon his old pirate boat
would rather die by himself than not dance with the the women
he shot himself instead, missed, ended up afloat
rescued by a woman in a pink mink coat
she wooed him back to life
and said she'd be his wife
if away to his old life of crime he wrote
and so his main weapon, the trusty sharp knife
turned in his hands and become a silver fife
he really preferred the lyre
but when he complained, the missus hit him, called him a liar
until one night he ran away to escape all the strife
and here, my audience begins to tire
you've guessed it, to dance he was never hired
couldn't get the right stance
no teacher gave him a fighting chance
and so one morning he lit himself on fire
there once was a pirate who tried to capture love with a lance
he wanted to fight, he wanted to loot, but most, he wanted to dance
forever he tried
until he died
never did he know, it takes two to tango, but it is yourself you must first romance
So I spent last night at Kate's house. She picked me up and we went to the theatre Charlie's Angels 2 and 28 days later. We talked about change and such. She briefly made the point that I do a mad impression of a "horny black guy" which had never before been brought to my attention. In the morning, she drove me home - we skimmed over general politics...
My family/friends/co-workers had this crazy work party this morning. We had this fine ass bitch, Pamela or Pam, come over and wax us. She was really pretty, so i went up to her and was like, "sup."
"sup."
"nice shoes...wanna fuck?"
"I thought you'd never ask."
So we went to the back bathroom and had wild lesbian sex until she deflated and I had to put her back in the box.
No but really, Pamela or Pam was nice looking and nice and she did a good job.
your asshole.
What swear word are you?
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well that's kind of sad and disappointing. The quizzes at the bottom are fun and good. Better than the last batch.
Tonight my family kidnapped me and we went bowling. I got a 71 the first game and 88 the second. It was cool, but now my fingers hurt....
"my fingers HURT! MY BALL IS TOO HEAVY!" so we looked at it and it was only 10 pounds.
I want to go away. I don't like being at home.
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emo kid
What kind of punk kid are you?
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You just flat out make me want to cry. Every time.
Which song that makes me sad are you?
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cuddle and a kiss on the forehead - you like to be
close to your special someone and feel warm,
comfortable, and needed
What Sign of Affection Are You?
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Annoying Uke Vampire
What type of vampire are you?
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Frodo
Who is your Ideal Lord of the Rings (male) Mate?
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that's disturbing.
You are a dark writer. A fierce and loyal follower
of Poe and the other gothic authors, you LOVE
to instill a sense of revulsion and somewhat
fear in your readers. You love to poke their
brains with logic dealing with the darker side
of the human mind and character. Truly
surprising and a true individual, you'll do
ANYTHING to create a scene. :)
What's YOUR Writing Style?
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Yellows are the most fun-loving, free-spirited,
energetic, and childlike personalities in the
aura spectrum. Yellows are wonderful,
sensitive, optimistic beings, whose life
purpose is to bring joy to people, to have fun,
and to help heal the planet.
What Is Your True Aura Colour?
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You are Earth...you are stable and practical, and
sometimes thought of as stubborn. You can have
trouble with non-tangible ideas.
What Element Are You?
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Emotional Wreck. You are extremely emotional. You
feel contentment moreso than happiness and your
emotional lows are to the extreme. You need to
cheer up and start enjoying your life. Where
there is rain there is a rainbow and you need
to see it more than others. Do something that
makes you happy.
How Emotional Are You?
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You're a BOMBSHELL.
You're kitten-like and sexy. You don't need
expensive rocks, you're so classy you overpower
your gems. You tend to put glamour before
comfort, but it doesn't take much for you to
look glamourous anyhow.
Men beg for a chance with you, and you can take
your pick because, frankly, you're too good for
almost all of them.
Which female sex symbol are you?
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Othello's:
Desdemona -
The daughter of the Venetian senator Brabanzio.
Desdemona and Othello are secretly married
before the play begins. While in many ways
stereotypically pure and meek, Desdemona is
also determined and self-possessed. She is
equally capable of defending her marriage,
jesting bawdily with Iago, and responding with
dignity to Othello's incomprehensible jealousy.
She is strangled by Othello when he is under
the impression that she was unfaithful.
* Which Tragic Shakespearean Heroin are You? *
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interpretive
*~ What kind of dreamer are you? ~*
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Congratulations, you're a Dinnshencha, a feminist fae.
What kind of female faerie are you?
Take the female faerie quizby Paradox.
Naughty Girl Survey
1. Do you drink? Not really...but sometimes.
2. How many times have you been drunk? Bah. More than I have fingers, fo' sho.
3. Are you a virgin? nope.
4. Is you best friend a virgin? nope
5. How many times a day do you say fuck? meh. it depends. sometimes like once or not at all...sometimes like...64 times.
6. Do you wear short shorts? I try not to.
7. How many people have you slept with? hm. SLEPT SLEPT? like sleeping? or like...sleeping 'cause that's different. 5 or 6 i think. right? shit.
8. Do you sneak out of the house at night? nope. I should though. that would be fun.
9. Do you get along with your mom? Not really. It's too bad because when we do get along, it's all great and swell.
10. How many guys have you kissed? tb, travis, jason, jason, eric, eric, patrick, ryan, jonathon, stu, anthony, potsy, mike, simon, adam, nick, jeff, pat...that's all i can think of right now.
11. How many guys have you made out with? tb, travis, jason, jason, eric, eric, patrick, ryan, jonathon, stu, anthony...that's all i can think of right now.
12. Ever been so drunk you couldn't remember your name? no
13. Do you have any eating disorders? i'm okay today.
14. Piercings? just my ears.
15. Tattoos? no
16. Do you wear shirts that show your cleavage? i sometimes get CRRRAZY and wear shirts that show off my breast (bone)
17. Do you wear shirts that show your belly button? I try not to.
18. Have you ever smoked? yes
19. Are you a regular smoker? I would say no....
20. Do you do drugs? not frequently.
21. Did you once do any drugs? yes
22. Does your best friend do drugs? yes
23. Do you have any kids? Not that i'm aware of
24. Do you think you could be pregnant? haha! what a silly question!
25. Have you ever done it with someone you barely know? Yes
:: about YOU! ::
-->b a s i c s
:what's your name?? Linzi
:spell it backwards! Iznil
:when were you born? 19 years ago.
:zodiac sign? cancer.
:any nicknames? chizard, wife, loser.
:place of birth: Seoul, S Korea
:current location: phx, arizona
:age: 19
:screename[s]: bleeding_indigo, chinkyfriedrice
:and what does that sn mean? um, bleeding_indigo came from lyrics and chinkyfriedrice came from high school nicknames
:what is the *secret* behind your lj name? i bleed indigo. shhh.
:any pets? i have a son
-->a p p e a r a n c e
:height: about 5'3"
:weight: weight < 5,000 lbs.
:hair color: black/brown/blonde/red. um, yeah.
:hair length: medium-ish. shoulder-length.
:eye color: Dark brown. Lotus_eater has pretty sounding eyes.
:glasses/contacts? yes
:shoe size: 6 1/2
:pant size: it depends.
:righty/lefty/ambi? right
:whatcha wearin? boxers, tank top
:listening to? "december" by david gray
:watching? nothing
:eating & drinking? nothing
:: your FAVORITES! ::
-->e n t e r t a i n m e n t
:actor[s]: Dennis Hoffman, Orlando Bloom, Justin Theroux
:movie[s]: Mulholland Drive, The Matrix, It's a Wonderful Life
:actress[es]: Sandra Bullock, Judy Garland, Angelina Jolie
:movie[s] starring that actress: Easter Parade, Gia, Mulholland Drive (Justin Theroux)
:movie you own: Mulholland Drive
:place to rent movies: Blockbuster
:comedy movie[s]: Charlie's Angels, Drop Dead Gorgeous
:horror/suspense movie[s]: 28 days later, Charade
:feel-good movie[s]: It's a Wonderful Life
:romantic-comedy movie[s]: While You Were Sleeping
:romance movie[s]: Roman Holiday
:movie[s] that ALWAYS makes you cry: none.
:animated movie[s]: Shrek, Beauty and the Beast
:movie[s] with the sexiest men/women: Coyote Ugly. Practical Magic. Lord of the Rings (i like the small ones....)
:3-hr long movie[s]: I don't know....
:sci-fi movie[s]: Matrix....I can't think of any else. 28 days later? X-men?
:classic movie[s]: there are too many.
:disney character: Belle from Beauty and the Beast. Or Aurora from sleeping beauty. or...not ariel. not jasmine. jasmine was a stupid bitch.
:comedian: Margaret Cho
:tv show[s]: none really - Alias, if anything
:tv character: Sidney Bristow, i guess
:night to watch tv: I don't really watch tv.
:tv show[s] when you were a kid: batman, father dowling mysteries, the new adventures of lois and clark. i didn't really watch tv a lot then, either.
:cartoon show: I don't watch that much tv.
:cartoon character: this is a stupid survey.
:band[s]: bran van, bright eyes, death cab, jeff healey, stargazer lily, the cardigans, velvet underground
:singer[s]: Mary Lou Lord, Emm Gryner, Leona Naess, Joni Mitchell, Paul Ochs, embracing decline. :)
:song[s]: Polaroids - Shawn Colvin, Iowa - Dar Williams, Shelter from the Storm - Bob Dylan
:cd of all time: bah. i don't know.
-->f o o d
:breakfast meal: tofu shake with granola
:lunch meal: anything that sounds good.
:dinner meal: BATTERED CORN AND VEGETABLE SOUP!
:healthy snack: tofu shake with granola
:fruit: strawberries (?)
:vegetable: i don't know
:cereal: something sugary
:candy: i don't know
:guilty pleasure: alizee.
:salad dressing: honey mustard
:ice cream flavor: cherry jubilee
:dessert: anything that is not questionable thai food throw-up
:restaurant[s]: golden triangle....other such places.
:fast food restaurant: none, i think
:drink [non-alcoholic]: lemon water, iced tea
:drink [alcoholic]: none, i think
:hot drink: coffee
:starbucks drink: whatever they give me for free
-->r a n d o m
:school subject: philosophy
:teacher: Grimes
:book[s]: Breakfast at Tiffany's
:animal: dogs that are alive
:sport [to watch]: soccer
:sport [to play]: soccer
:sport team: the 1999 women's us soccer team
:magazine: Spin. Rolling Stone.
:newspaper: ny times
:season: fall/winter
:car[s]: environment friendly ones that are small and run.
:vacation getaway: anywhere with friends
:place to live [ideally]: Toronto
:southern state [there is only one answer to this]: Georgia, because katia is there. otherwise...i don't think any of them. maybe florida? there is disneyworld there.
:country [besides the usa]: Canada, Australia, New Zealand, England, Switzerland.
:name[s] for a girl: Jordan, Grace
:name[s] for a boy: Liam, Noel (yes, oasis offspring)
-->f a s h i o n
:place[s] to shop: amoeba, cheap places, buffalo exchange
:mall: Chandler, I guess
:chain store[s]: Best Buy
:non-chain store[s]: buffalo exchange
:boutique[s]: sure.
:brand[s] of shoes: rocket dog, i guee
:brand[s] of jeans: whatever fits
:brand[s] of pants: see above
:brand[s] of shirts: something decent that fits
:brand[s] of dresses: whatever fits
:brand[s] for lounging: ?
:brand[s] for bags: whatev, yo
favorite...
:shoes you own: rocket dog
:jeans you own: the ones that are ripped up because i wear them so much
:pants you own: my new linen ones
:t-shirt[s] you own: my wimpy shirt
:sweater[s] you own: the green one.
:jacket[s] you own: I don't think i own any jackets. OH WAIT - I guess that beige one.
:sneakers you own: the old ones.
:bag[s] you own: my only one.
:designer[s]: bah - not up on that kind of thing.
:model[s]: i dunno
:ad campaign[s]: i dunno
:winter accessory: hat
:spring accessory: glasses
:summer accessory: a shirt
:fall accessory: hat
:actress[es] with the best fashion taste: julia stiles...?
:actor[s] with the best fashion taste: brad pitt
:classic fashion icon[s]: Audrey Hepburn
:: your FUTURE! ::
-->e d u c a t i o n / j o b
:gpa [approximately]: somewhere between 3.0 and 4.1. :)
:schools on your college list [top choices]: I'll put my study abroad picks: Middlesex University, University of Auckland, Semester at Sea
:where do you want to go/are you going to college? abroad.
:sport[s] played/want to play: basketball, track, volleyball, soccer, thumb wrestling
:club[s] you participate/want to participate in: bglad, psychology club, something good and fun
:any community service?: I've done church work, habitat for humanity, I've fed the homeless, five years work with kids with speech delay, four years work with kids with autism, helped coach a soccer team
:what do you want to major in?: Philosophy, Literary Character Development, Creative Writing
:minor?: Spanish
:graduate school?: yes
:ideal job[s]: I don't know yet.
-->l o v e & m a r r i a g e
:describe your ideal husband: an impotent deaf/mute
:give him a job! a multi-billionaire on the brink of sure death
:where do you want to get married? in his hospital room
:honeymoon? somewhere overseas and by myself
:where do you want to live? Toronto
:describe your ideal house: something nice. I like infinity edge pools. I want to hire an architect.
:how many kids do you want? a whole baseball team's worth
:name them! didn't i already answer this question?
:what will you dress them in [a question only becca would ask :)]? love
:would you rather have more boys or girls? i don't care
:: your FRIENDS! ::
-->b a s i c s
:best friend[s] at school: bah, I like my school friends - there are too many
:best friend[s] outside of school: bah, I like my outside of school friends - there are too many
:best lj friend[s]: i dunno
:friend[s] you've known the longest: chelsea
-->s u p e r l a t i v e s
:best dressed: Cori, Gabby, Genevieve, Sarah
:funniest: I dunno...
:smartest: Sarah, Toffler, Megan, Ingrid
:most likely to succeed: Cori, Ingrid
:most likely to be famous: Claire
:most likely to become the president: Sarah
:most conservative: Chelsea
:most liberal: Khandle
:class clown: Kate
:best laugh: Gabby
:biggest klutz: Simon, Mary
:most talkative: ...i dunno...
:most athletic: Gabby
:biggest movie slut: Courtney
:: random STUFF! ::
-->w h a t i f ?
:if you had $10,000,000, what would you do with it? Invest, go to school, take my friends on trips, buy my family gifts, donate and probably fall onto a slippery slope of wasteful spending. In that order.
:if you could meet three dead people, who would they be? Lao Tzu, Judy Garland, my family
:three that are still kickin'? Richard Rorty, Sandra Bullock, Mary Lou Lord
:if you could marry one person, dead or alive, who would it be? I'm already married (x3)
:if you could pick famous people to be your parents, who would they be? Sandra Bullock, Richard Rorty
:if they made a movie of your life, who would you like to play you? Someone korean.
:if you were stranded on a desert island, what would you bring?
-member of the opposite sex? Richard Rorty
-cd? probably something i burned
-movie? Mulholland Drive
-book? Breakfast at Tiffany's
-food? battered corn
:if you could change one thing about your life, what would it be? mirrors
-->a l m o s t d o n e
:so what'd you think of the survey? it's too long
:what do you think of the [gorgeoushotsexyfunnyloveablesmartperfect] creator of the survey? I don't know her.
:if you could give her excellency anything, what would it be? repetition
HAVE YOU EVER...
1. Kissed your cousin: no
2. Ran away: no
3. Pictured your crush naked: heh
5. Broken someone's heart: or so i'm told.
6. Been in love: I think so.
7. Cried when someone died: no.
8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: yes
9. Broken a bone: no.
11. Lied: yes
12. Cried in school: no.
WHICH IS BETTER:
13. Coke or Pepsi: coke
14. Sprite or 7UP: sprite
15. Girls or Guys: girls
16. Flowers or Candy: flowers
17. Scruff or Clean shaved: depends on the face
19. Blondes or Brunettes: either. brunettes.
20. Bitchy or Slutty: heh. bitchy.
21. Tall or Short: tall
22. Pants or Shorts: pants
WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX:
23: What do you notice first: what they look like
24. Last person you slow danced with: eric the nice boy. whoa. that's a long time ago.
25. Worst Question To Ask: bah. i don't know.
THE LAST TIME YOU...
26. Showered: 3 hours, 40 minutes ago
27. Had Sex: ......define "sex".
WHAT IS (your favorite)...
29. Your Good Luck Charm: myself.
30. Person You Hate Most: myself
31. Best Thing That Has Happened: i was born
32. Colors: blue
33. Movie: mulholland drive
36. Cars: something environment friendly. Like that car that runs on vegetable oil.
37. Ice Cream: cherries, shortbread
39. Season: fall/winter
40. Breakfast Food: coffee. or nothing.
WHO:
43. Makes you laugh the most: kellen
45. Can make you feel better no matter what: kellen
46. Has A Crush On You: um. i don't know of anybody.
47. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: yes.
48. Who Has it easier? Girls or Guys?: guys
50. Gives you A Funny Feeling When You See Them: ...I don't know... teehee
DO YOU EVER:
50. Sit by the phone waiting for a phone call all night: yes
51. Save MSN conversations: yes
52. Save Emails: yes
53. Wish you were someone else: sometimes when i'm especially sad. but not normally.
54. Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: frequently.
57. Perfume: linzi perfume.
58. Kiss: yes
59. Romantic memory: "Do you ever romantic memory....?
HAVE YOU:
61. Fallen for your best friend?: yes
62. Made out with JUST a friend?: yes
63. Been rejected: no
64. Been in love?: it must have been love, but it's over now
65. Been in lust?: yes
66. Used someone?: yes
67. Been used?: yes
68. Cheated on someone?: yes
69. Been cheated on?: yes
70. Been kissed?: yes
71. Done something you regret?: not really. i mean, in the short term, sure - but once it's over and done with...regret is kind of silly. maybe.
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
72. You touched?: Pam the hottie hot hot waxer lady.
73. You talked to?: Pat.
74. You hugged?: Kate
75. You instant messaged?: Cori
76. You kissed?: my dog.
78. You yelled at?: my mom
80. Who broke your heart?: that's kind of personal, no?
81. Who told you they loved you?: um...my family, and kate and kellen and katia and cori and gabby and eric the pervert and eric the nice boy and patrick the fuckface and mary. i think that's it.
DO YOU...
82. Color your hair? highlights
83. Have tattoos? no
84. Have piercings? ears
85. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend? no
86. Own a webcam? yes
87. Own a thong? yes
88. Ever get off the damn computer? not really
89. Sprechen Sie Deutsch? no...
90. Habla espanol? a little bit. not really
91. Quack?: rarely.
HAVE YOU / DO YOU / ARE YOU...
92. Stolen anything? yes
93. Smoke? on occassion
94. Schizophrenic? not yet
95. Obsessive? yes
96. Compulsive? yes
97. Obsessive compulsive? some people think so
98. Panic? yes
99. Anxiety? yes
100. Depressed? i don't think so
there once was a pirate from penzance
who couldn't get his two feet to dance
forever he tried
until he died
i heard he's buried somewhere in france
his first love he found living right by his side
a then bonnie parker to his scruffy clyde
but alas, it didn't last
the roles were terribly miscast
And so outward he went onto the ocean, out with the tide
A year at sea went by so very fast
our pirate learned how to dodge his past
on new year's eve
he befriended a guy named steve
and together they sailed the ocean, vast
the next gal he loved was dutchess genevieve
who told him her hand was taken, he couldn't believe
so onward he sailed
though his feet cried and wailed
They lost her toes to that bastard fake fuck, steve
So he figured in dancing he had failed
until he met a blonde who had also bailed
a city life she sought
a soul that boredom never caught
port-to-port the "dynamic dancing duo" were hailed
but she soon got tired of the whole lot
he offered her treasure but her time could not be bought
tracing herself backwards across the sea
she had that fateful cup of tea
and ultimately wedded a man known to father mutated tots
"That ruffian steve, again?! How can this be?
he is no better looking than me!"
now quite the mad man
he stayed up all night doing the can can
plotting how he'd get steve to repay those hefty over due fees
he found steve's house and yelled, "come out and fight like a man!
stop hiding behind your wives like a barbarian!"
so out steve came with an AK-47
two legs became eleven
our pirate's ego was so shamed, he changed his name to stan
no-legged stan hoped his bottom half is in heaven
'cause at this point in our story his top half was to sin
the thought was to slit his own throat
upon his old pirate boat
would rather die by himself than not dance with the the women
he shot himself instead, missed, ended up afloat
rescued by a woman in a pink mink coat
she wooed him back to life
and said she'd be his wife
if away to his old life of crime he wrote
and so his main weapon, the trusty sharp knife
turned in his hands and become a silver fife
he really preferred the lyre
but when he complained, the missus hit him, called him a liar
until one night he ran away to escape all the strife
and here, my audience begins to tire
you've guessed it, to dance he was never hired
couldn't get the right stance
no teacher gave him a fighting chance
and so one morning he lit himself on fire
there once was a pirate who tried to capture love with a lance
he wanted to fight, he wanted to loot, but most, he wanted to dance
forever he tried
until he died
never did he know, it takes two to tango, but it is yourself you must first romance
So I spent last night at Kate's house. She picked me up and we went to the theatre Charlie's Angels 2 and 28 days later. We talked about change and such. She briefly made the point that I do a mad impression of a "horny black guy" which had never before been brought to my attention. In the morning, she drove me home - we skimmed over general politics...
My family/friends/co-workers had this crazy work party this morning. We had this fine ass bitch, Pamela or Pam, come over and wax us. She was really pretty, so i went up to her and was like, "sup."
"sup."
"nice shoes...wanna fuck?"
"I thought you'd never ask."
So we went to the back bathroom and had wild lesbian sex until she deflated and I had to put her back in the box.
No but really, Pamela or Pam was nice looking and nice and she did a good job.
your asshole.
What swear word are you?
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well that's kind of sad and disappointing. The quizzes at the bottom are fun and good. Better than the last batch.
Tonight my family kidnapped me and we went bowling. I got a 71 the first game and 88 the second. It was cool, but now my fingers hurt....
"my fingers HURT! MY BALL IS TOO HEAVY!" so we looked at it and it was only 10 pounds.
I want to go away. I don't like being at home.
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Animal Rights Group to Sue Fast-Food Chain
Opposites Attract? Not in Real Life
Gay Man, Citing Supreme Court Ruling, Fight '97 Army Discharge
Here Comes the Bride. Again, and Again . . .
Mr. Nader hammered away at what he described as corporate greed, unfair treatment of third-party candidates by the Federal Election Commission and the indistinguishable differences between Democrats and Republicans.
Florida Court Voiids a Law on Abortion
Mr. Bush spent his day meeting with Botswana's leaders, stopping by a trade fair that exhibited handmade goods for export and touring a game park, where the animals he encountered included, to his obvious amusement, a pair of mating elephants.
Ex-Superintendent of Air Force Academy Is Demoted in Wake of Rape Scandal
emo kid
What kind of punk kid are you?
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You just flat out make me want to cry. Every time.
Which song that makes me sad are you?
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cuddle and a kiss on the forehead - you like to be
close to your special someone and feel warm,
comfortable, and needed
What Sign of Affection Are You?
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Annoying Uke Vampire
What type of vampire are you?
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Frodo
Who is your Ideal Lord of the Rings (male) Mate?
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that's disturbing.
You are a dark writer. A fierce and loyal follower
of Poe and the other gothic authors, you LOVE
to instill a sense of revulsion and somewhat
fear in your readers. You love to poke their
brains with logic dealing with the darker side
of the human mind and character. Truly
surprising and a true individual, you'll do
ANYTHING to create a scene. :)
What's YOUR Writing Style?
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Yellows are the most fun-loving, free-spirited,
energetic, and childlike personalities in the
aura spectrum. Yellows are wonderful,
sensitive, optimistic beings, whose life
purpose is to bring joy to people, to have fun,
and to help heal the planet.
What Is Your True Aura Colour?
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You are Earth...you are stable and practical, and
sometimes thought of as stubborn. You can have
trouble with non-tangible ideas.
What Element Are You?
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Emotional Wreck. You are extremely emotional. You
feel contentment moreso than happiness and your
emotional lows are to the extreme. You need to
cheer up and start enjoying your life. Where
there is rain there is a rainbow and you need
to see it more than others. Do something that
makes you happy.
How Emotional Are You?
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You're a BOMBSHELL.
You're kitten-like and sexy. You don't need
expensive rocks, you're so classy you overpower
your gems. You tend to put glamour before
comfort, but it doesn't take much for you to
look glamourous anyhow.
Men beg for a chance with you, and you can take
your pick because, frankly, you're too good for
almost all of them.
Which female sex symbol are you?
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Othello's:
Desdemona -
The daughter of the Venetian senator Brabanzio.
Desdemona and Othello are secretly married
before the play begins. While in many ways
stereotypically pure and meek, Desdemona is
also determined and self-possessed. She is
equally capable of defending her marriage,
jesting bawdily with Iago, and responding with
dignity to Othello's incomprehensible jealousy.
She is strangled by Othello when he is under
the impression that she was unfaithful.
* Which Tragic Shakespearean Heroin are You? *
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interpretive
*~ What kind of dreamer are you? ~*
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Congratulations, you're a Dinnshencha, a feminist fae.
What kind of female faerie are you?
Take the female faerie quizby Paradox.
Naughty Girl Survey
1. Do you drink? Not really...but sometimes.
2. How many times have you been drunk? Bah. More than I have fingers, fo' sho.
3. Are you a virgin? nope.
4. Is you best friend a virgin? nope
5. How many times a day do you say fuck? meh. it depends. sometimes like once or not at all...sometimes like...64 times.
6. Do you wear short shorts? I try not to.
7. How many people have you slept with? hm. SLEPT SLEPT? like sleeping? or like...sleeping 'cause that's different. 5 or 6 i think. right? shit.
8. Do you sneak out of the house at night? nope. I should though. that would be fun.
9. Do you get along with your mom? Not really. It's too bad because when we do get along, it's all great and swell.
10. How many guys have you kissed? tb, travis, jason, jason, eric, eric, patrick, ryan, jonathon, stu, anthony, potsy, mike, simon, adam, nick, jeff, pat...that's all i can think of right now.
11. How many guys have you made out with? tb, travis, jason, jason, eric, eric, patrick, ryan, jonathon, stu, anthony...that's all i can think of right now.
12. Ever been so drunk you couldn't remember your name? no
13. Do you have any eating disorders? i'm okay today.
14. Piercings? just my ears.
15. Tattoos? no
16. Do you wear shirts that show your cleavage? i sometimes get CRRRAZY and wear shirts that show off my breast (bone)
17. Do you wear shirts that show your belly button? I try not to.
18. Have you ever smoked? yes
19. Are you a regular smoker? I would say no....
20. Do you do drugs? not frequently.
21. Did you once do any drugs? yes
22. Does your best friend do drugs? yes
23. Do you have any kids? Not that i'm aware of
24. Do you think you could be pregnant? haha! what a silly question!
25. Have you ever done it with someone you barely know? Yes