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[bleeding_v1]

Matthew Kelly: So who are you gonna be for us tonite then?

Contestant: (drum roll) Tonite Matthew, I'm gonna be (long pause) Dave House.

Audience: (gasps)

Matthew Kelly: Who?

-- Fade to commercial break --

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Comments

[sailor_juniper]

what did dave house do to you?

[gimmeindierock]

Don't you know? It's a crime to like Dave House.

[sailor_juniper]

Really?

Oh no Anna! Whatever shall we do!

[bleeding_v1]

Remain a Dave House fan, therefore remain cool..

[sanchoz]

cough cough sufjan stevens cough

[bleeding_v1]

Now that on the otherhand is talent..

[sanchoz]

sorry that was a suggestion filled with "the hatred"