~*~In lieu of National Bad Poetry Day~*~Though your crumpled looseleaf-thin skin smells like urine ( Read more... )

Lookit what "Marrying The Vitch" won! How marvy is it that writing the SEXY story about Indian characters won such a fab award?

V. marvy I say...v marvy indeed!


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Instructions1. Post ten of any pictures currently on your hard drive that you think are self-expressive ( Read more... )

There is nothing funnier than being downtown in the hot sunshine and watching the Gay Pride Parade with your East Indian Mum. Talk about your hearty guffaws per second!

First Mum needed to know whether everyone watching the Parade was 'of the gay' or not. After I asked her if she was gay, she got a clue. So we settled down to watch and Mum ( Read more... )

As it's been 9 months since my last post...the time in which human beings are created...I figured an update of sorts is due. If nothing then to make me feel better about my writing laziness ( Read more... )

BUTT BUSTER.

Those are the two epic words chosen to describe a 10 inch penis in the story I've just been reading.

BUTT BUSTER.

OH GAY SEX.

I can just see the scene now..."Harder you meathead, harder! Go on, bust my eeny weeny little butt with your mammoth butt buster!"

*chortles helplessly*

I vow to entitle the next story I write "The Butt ( Read more... )

LOVED 'Deathly Hallows'...like WHOA.

The ACTION! Was so much fun to read! Happiness!

And seriously, I actually liked the epilogue. Seems probably I'm the only one. Anyone else like the epilogue?

*slinks off to write some Bruno/Boots ficcage*

I GRADUATED AND GOT UTTERLY SMASHED AND RECEIVED MY LICENSE TO PRACTICE NURSING AND AS SUCH MY HAPPINESS CANNOT BE CONVEYED BY MERE WRITTEN WORDS.

( ME WITH MY BRAND NEW LIL' BEBE LICENSE )

I PASSED MY NATIONAL NURSING EXAM LIKE WHOA!!!!!!!!

I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!! GOD, HOW MY HANDS SHOOK!!!!

I'M FINALLY A LICENSED NURSE AND I AM SO FUCKING THRILLED!!!!!!!

I'M HAVING A MILLION AND FIVE DRINKS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is awesome?

Day surgery is effing awesome...well at least from an observational perspective.

I spent the day in Day Surgery and I got to see:4 Colonoscopies
1 Gastroscope
1 Vasectomy
1 Ganglion RemovalI also go to take out four saline lock needles from the dorsum of five different hands...which was where they injected the Fentanyl used to ( Read more... )